edit: I see you're contributing in text format. Like someone describing a picture on the radio. Hehe.
Hmm vinyl theme......bloody Dansette is skipping about 8 seconds of every record not sure how to fix. Any ideas?
^ If it's jumping around at random, that would be the solution, definitely. But I think she's having a slightly different problem?
Forgot about the Victorian-era handcuffs!
(The answer to the obvious question is "not yet" )
You lie, blue tac fixes everything
Would that be because she is currently testing out the chastity belt that came with the cuffs?
I can only assume that you all live in a single room, with a mattress on the floor, with a window looking onto a wall.
I don't really play the piano...