She's been saving my semen

maybe shes trying to create an entire new race to the human population... called "freezer-born sea men" :)
 
She probably has a hidden freezer in the basement somewhere that you will come by some day and itll be full of all her EX boyfriends penises and YOUR NEXT!!!!
 
maybe she wants to have 50 of you're kids without you're consent and is planning artifical insemination haha
 
I..I Really just..dont know what to make of this.

Run. Run. RUN!!!
 
I tend to agree with the Bukkaki Theroy, I have seen those Japanese girls on my computer literely drunk off the stuff.
Where does she keep all her other jars?? She must have "Used" them somehow.
Maybe she keeps then until she splits with her boyfriend and has a final bukkaki ceremony??
OR her father might own a car factory and need cloned workers?
Maybe she cooks with it?
Even uses it as some sort of medicine like the chinkeys eat bear penis's and other organ bits from various animals?
Personally I rekon it is the ritual Bukkaki upon the big split otherwise she would have "Other" Jars.
Unless she owns a safe deposit box at Iceland??
We will proberbly never know the truth. Will be subscribing to this thread as I am intreaged. I surrer from a little "Yellow Fever" and the idea of a cute little Japanese girl being so rude? kinky? MINXY! kinda turns me on :-}
 
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Her parents aren't rich, she sells the stuff to the sperm bank.
 
Wow dont know how i missed this one...did it ever get resolved?

Well at least she doesnt breed squid or octopus. Do you really want little Formico-octopi spawn being used to support her parents extremely lucrative tentacle porn industry?
 
I was actually looking through the "Best Of" for the first time, to read some of the hilarious posts in the "Can You Fax LSD" April-fools thread to a friend...then I saw this. It was just too strange to not click.

Holy shit sandwiches, Batman!

This may be the most bizarre thing I've ever read. Since a lot of people have introduced paranoid theories concerning this, allow me to introduce one of my own: cannibalism. 'Nuff said.

can a mod sticky this??
Click to expand...
Comedy gold!
 
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she may be extracting the salt for cooking. Orientals tend to go for strange aprodisiac things based on old wifes tales. Maybe the salt from the semen is sexy or something?
 
This thread is ridiculously disturbingly hilarious.
you have to find out the actual reason.
 
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