She's been saving my semen

I'm going to make my girl start doing this.

Give your broad my thanks for the idea.
 
socko said:
Curious. .. does semen decompose, albeit slowly - that is, does it become non-viable when stored in a standard kitchen freezer whose temperature is very close to -4 celcius?
go again and try it out kid.

8(
 
I work at home, and while she's at the office, I beat off and save it in a tablespoon in the freezer. I save a few spurts worth, then make her eat it later, usually while rubbing her pussy and talking dirty to her. I usually give her no warning, just walk up to her with a spoon of frozen cum, push her against the wall, stick the spoon in her mouth, start rubbing her pussy and talking dirty to her. She cums in seconds.

From some bondage site... http://bondage.com/topic_id/242583/forums/topic.html

By the looks of this you might be able to do fairly well on ebay.
 
atlas said:
fellas, ladies... she's japanese

she's probably saving it until she gets a gallon of his goo,then she'll warm it all back up, and bukkake herself in front of him.

Wow! You are so open about your racism, most people would be a bit sheepish saying something like this. Even in a joking manner, which is undoubtedly how you would characterize your response, this is stupid-like really stupid. You should be ashamed. Why not try to provide a thoughtful reply to this post rather than embarrassing comments like this?

Sure this is considered weird and crazy by the typical uneducated Western perspective. 99% of all the responses to your post are of a very mainstream, Western/Patriarchal position, they are aware of things like Hello Kitty, Bukkake, anime, sushi (raw fish-"how weird!!") "Lost in Translation" and how subservient the women are.

Their sensational and overly-simplified ideas are ignorant of any real cultural difference or understanding and the result of a Western fascination with the "Other". I can assure you that the fluid is symbolic to her and is not being taken for it's genetic contents which of course have not been preserved. There is no fiendish plot going on here, no kinks, fetishes or black magic rituals, only a girl who maybe takes the act of love-making a bit more serious and possibly considers it to be sacred. She is saving a part of you, man, I think you should be flattered and understand that she may have connected with you in a spiritual way. Why is that so weird and crazy? The perpetuation of these racial and ethnic stereotypes need to stop and serious dialogue is a good starting point.

If you date a Japanese woman, I suggest trying to learn about her culture and try to consider the vast differences. That means try to learn more than a couple of words in Japanese. Try reading some books and talk to her. She is not a "crazy bitch" as so many equally appalling posts have claimed. Why do woman have to be referred to as "bitches" all the time? I see it often on BL and it really bothers me, it is not OK to say this.
 
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ronald_stark said:
Wow! You are so open about your racism, most people would be a bit sheepish saying something like this. Even in a joking manner, which is undoubtedly how you would characterize your response, this is stupid-like really stupid. You should be ashamed. Why not try to provide a thoughtful reply to this post rather than embarrassing comments like this?

Sure this is considered weird and crazy by the typical uneducated Western perspective. 99% of all the responses to your post are of a very mainstream, Western/Patriarchal position, they are aware of things like Hello Kitty, Bukkake, anime, sushi (raw fish-"how weird"!!) "Lost in Translation" and how subservient the women are.

Their sensational and overly-simplified ideas are ignorant of any real cultural difference or understanding and the result of a Western fascination with the "Other". I can assure you that the fluid is symbolic to her and is not being taken for it's genetic contents which of course have not been preserved. There is no fiendish plot going on here, no kinks, fetishes or black magic rituals, only a girl who maybe takes the act of love-making a bit more serious and possibly considers it to be sacred. She is saving a part of you, man, I think you should be flattered and understand that she may have connected with you in a spiritual way. Why is that so weird and crazy? The perpetuation of these racial and ethnic stereotypes need to stop and serious dialogue is a good starting point.

If you date a Japanese woman, I suggest trying to learn about her culture and try to consider the vast differences. That means try to learn more than a couple of words in Japanese. Try reading some books and talk to her. She is not a "crazy bitch" as so many equally appalling posts have claimed. Why do woman have to be referred to as "bitches" all the time? I see it often on BL and it really bothers me, it is not OK to say this.


WOW.

Thankyou for your insight.

I have learnt much.

Cheers.
 
Benefit said:
I bet that about 1/3 of the close-minded people crying "It's a deal-breaker!" have some ultra weird shit they do when no one is looking. People are and ever will be monstrous hypocrites.

This pervasive culture of fear is so frustrating. Some chick keeps semen in her freezer and the first thing half of you think is what kind of nefarious plot she has in mind. Rubbish. Is it so hard to understand that some people like weird shit? 100 years ago the thought of two men having sex was as sickening to mainstream America as freezing semen apparently is to most of you now. Get over yourselves.


This is an honest, thoughtful reply to a honest thoughful post. I'm not sure why one who acts in this was is considered a "troll" and should "rack off" but the "vibe" of tastless humor here is just stupid, dude. This is a genuine question posed by a caring individual so it seems rather appropriate to respond with equal measure.

But, again, this is only "weird" from a Western p.o.v. so it is not a matter of liking something that is considered deviant or against the norm. The link to bukkake and bondage is problematic, as well, as it is formed by the notion that Asian women are subordinate by nature. This is a ridiculous cultural cliche informed by countless, Western, fundamental misreadings of Japanese society. I really think it is something more abstract, something less sensational than kink or fetish and not even really associated with the objects in question. Meaning that the obvious idea of "transfering life energy" or "chi" via frozen cum seems a little too obvious. It may make-up part of her interest but I am willing to bet that this is far more cultually bound and woven into her own subjective symbolic structure.
 
MazDan said:
WOW.

Thankyou for your insight.

I have learnt much.

Cheers.


You are welcome.
Being a moderator, you must appreciate genuine discussion when it is called for. This thread has about .05% of that. It deserves much more and needs far less of the nonsense. Is there some way you could filter-out the junk?

Like, a number of the forums seem to provide valuable insight to serious questions and the mods, well they moderate. Why is this forum not given equal importance?
 
ronald_stark said:
This is an honest, thoughtful reply to a honest thoughful post. I'm not sure why one who acts in this was is considered a "troll" and should "rack off" but the "vibe" of tastless humor here is just stupid, dude. This is a genuine question posed by a caring individual so it seems rather appropriate to respond with equal measure.

Just for clarification, the trollish posts which were being referred to by MooShiE were moderated and removed. There was no reference to Benefit's post being 'trollish'. :)
 
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wow
im so glad i read all 8 pages
and its lloking like shes just doing it out of respect
unusual and sticky respect
 
ronald_stark said:
This is an honest, thoughtful reply to a honest thoughful post. I'm not sure why one who acts in this was is considered a "troll" and should "rack off" but the "vibe" of tastless humor here is just stupid, dude. This is a genuine question posed by a caring individual so it seems rather appropriate to respond with equal measure.

But, again, this is only "weird" from a Western p.o.v. so it is not a matter of liking something that is considered deviant or against the norm. The link to bukkake and bondage is problematic, as well, as it is formed by the notion that Asian women are subordinate by nature. This is a ridiculous cultural cliche informed by countless, Western, fundamental misreadings of Japanese society. I really think it is something more abstract, something less sensational than kink or fetish and not even really associated with the objects in question. Meaning that the obvious idea of "transfering life energy" or "chi" via frozen cum seems a little too obvious. It may make-up part of her interest but I am willing to bet that this is far more cultually bound and woven into her own subjective symbolic structure.

quality posting from a "greenlighter." ;)
 
But, again, this is only "weird" from a Western p.o.v. so it is not a matter of liking something that is considered deviant or against the norm.

Perhaps I missed it somewhere, is the saving of semen-filled condoms commonplace in Japanese society?
 
dude whatever if shes cool and not a crazy girl in general then stay with it man, but if you start seeing signs of a true obsession with you or like stalking then get the fuck outta there. ALSO this could be signs of some really kinky shit, so try asking her to do some weord shit in the bedroom if you know what i mean. whatdaya got to lose
 
When you find out the real reason behind this behavior you are required by BL code of conduct to report back. Make it soon.
 
djfriendly said:
Perhaps I missed it somewhere, is the saving of semen-filled condoms commonplace in Japanese society?

I don't think that the saving of semen-filled condoms is commonplace in any society. I do believe that the perception of this action as being crazy, weird and characteristic of an obsessive person is mostly informed by Western culture.

I'm sure that this would raise some eyebrows among most Japanese due to the extreme nature of her actions. But the point I am trying to make, is that semen, particularly from one's lover, is not considered to be icky or gross, and the waste of that fluid could be considered to be bad luck, disrespectful to one's lover, and even a shameful waste of BOTH of their life energy.

The idea that the semen belongs to him, is also informed by a highly-individualistic, Western perspective. After he has been inside her and has successfully ejaculated, that semen or product of their lovemaking serves as a symbol of both of their love, spiritual union and commitment to one another. Probably, their are many other aspects to this symbolic nature as generally understood by Easterners that we do not understand and how it is encoded into her specific symbolic structure is even more difficult to penetrate unless we could hear her side of this. Which I would like to point out has never been discussed.
 
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[don't attack other posters]

this was, bar none, the funniest god damned post on bluelight-- no, on any BBS that Ive ever read. I loved the wit, the dry humor, the dark humor, the sheer nastiness of this post, and even the lame puns! then along you came with your postmodern ethics and blowhard philosophy and had to sully this whole thing up by being serious as an aneurysm.
whether you accept it or not, here on bluelight, all of us only sees the world through the filter of their own culture. yes, its a shame, but thats the way it is. Just let everyone shoot the shit and be racist, sexist, polygamist-- whatever. dont be such a kill joy and stop being professor bringdown.

also, best post ever. evar ever.
 
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you should ask her to eat it next time. do it like a porn star, pull the condom off, bring it up to her mouth, and say "open up, here comes the semen!"

shit, lucky you, you're banging an asian, and obviously not a prude one. i say you should take it as far as you can, live out your fantasies
 
My guess is she has some underlying mental issues that she really needs to get worked out....

they'll probably surface most when/if you try and break it off with her.
 
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