Hey there SchoolboyJew! I'm glad to see that we're both of the chosen people of Israel. What an honor it is, am I right? Being that we both carry the metaphorical weight of being the most intelligent, most well-read, best looking and well, just greatest ethnic group ever on our shoulders, we have to operate at a higher level than the Gentiles do.
With this being the case, I was sad to see one of my own claiming to have read the BLUA and sub-forum guidelines before creating threads when they clearly had not. We are held to a higher standard my friend, so, tisk tisk. I would encourage you to read said guidelines before creating any new threads or posting in existing ones if you would like for them to not be closed.
Which brings me to my final point, closing this thread. We're not here to tell you the recipe for the perfect Long Island Iced Tea man. We're a harm reduction resource.