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sto0P|d hORsEY!!!!!!!
courtesy of raven:
>
>A woman is shopping in the local supermarket. She selects some milk,
>some
>eggs, a carton of juice, and a package of bacon.
>
>As she unloads her items at the cash register to pay, a man standing
>behind
>her in line watches her place the four items on the belt and states with
>assurance, "You must be single."
>
>The woman looks at the four items on the belt, and seeing nothing
>unusual
>about her selection says, "That's right. How on Earth did you know?"
>
>He replies, "Because you're ugly."
>
[This message has been edited by REPLiCAH (edited 07 July 2000).]