Most bizarre/fucked up/hilarious sex situations you've been in.

[verso]

I have a lot of good stories, but the most fucked up one is as follows.....

I dated a guy all through college. It started out good, but towards the end he became seriously bipolar and also while manic he cheated on me, so I knew that it was over but I had not ended it yet. Meanwhile, I started fucking the hottest guy ever with the biggest cock I had ever seen who just happened to be my boyfriends best friend.

Anyway, one evening my boyfriend came over, we had sex and he came inside me as I was on the pill. He left, and 30 minutes later the other guy calls and wants to come over. He did, one thing led to another and before I knew it he was giving me oral like a champ. Basically he was eating his best friends cum out of me. It grossed me out a little but it was so good I let him go for it.

I don't ever regret any experiences sexually that I have had, but I did feel slightly weird for a few minutes that this had happened and that I had let two guys fuck me in the space of about an hour, but it was hot, so no real regrets. And of course I never told the best friend, but to this day I wonder if he thought anything about the way I tasted...hmm

So... you cheated on your boyfriend with his best friend, let your boyfriend cum inside you one day, and then had his best friend eat you out and fuck you an hour later? Haha...ha?

 

[Butterwood]

leaf blower...

 

[pastelcircus]

Definitely not the most bizarre thing to happen to me, but once upon a time, said ex-boyfriend and I were shrooming to the moon and trying to have sex.

He kept laughing his ass off and I was starting to take it personally when he told me that I looked like an avatar, in which case i made him rock-hard again and continued to bang him as such.

Pass!

 

[Beachcat]

So... you cheated on your boyfriend with his best friend, let your boyfriend cum inside you one day, and then had his best friend eat you out and fuck you an hour later? Haha...ha?

Yep, that about sums it up. I was thinking this fell into the "fucked up" category of this thread, not the "hilarious" one.

I think it was pretty fucked up myself, but hey, I was probably only 20 or 21 and by that time my boyfriend had cheated on me with a prostitute in Jamaica and had pretty much lost his marbles with bi polar. He used to peruse the pages of Rolling Stone because he was convinced that people were giving him messages and he would make me listen to songs for hours because he thought that the songs were being written about him...that still doesn't make it not fucked up, but that relationship was definitely on the outs...

 

[verso]

I was thinking this fell into the "fucked up" category of this thread, not the "hilarious" one.

Fair enough.

And hey, at least the two guys weren't brothers. I knew a girl who did exactly what you just described to her boyfriend with her boyfriend's brother. Now that's just... evil.

To this day, the brothers still don't really speak to one another. She basically ruined the family.

Not too long ago, I was at the lab, and me and this chick wanna bang. So, I need a place to do it right?

Silly me picks the beamline tun nel in an accelerator. I don't wanna get caught, so I don't lock out the power supply or put sign up .We'Re banging away and then I hear -BZZZZZZ WIZZZZZ- transformer humm and capacitor charging up....we RUN like motherfuckers ti get out before beam ontime..we almost wound up as glow in the dark.

And we ran out naked, to the amusment of the other geeks.

Oh man that's crazy the same thing happened to me lol

 

[muvolution]

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I have way too many stories to share all of them...

Me and a buddy are at a bar, which happens to be connected to this warehouse which holds his band practice space. We are hanging out and jamming, railing blow and opana and decide to pick up some chicks at the bar. We run into these two freaks with facial tatts and piercings and shit, but they are also super hot. I am being a huge dick to the one I found cute and she was giving it right back, which I love. They took us back to the crazy shitty quanset hut warehouse they lived in, and we all talked for a while. The girl I was with said something really insulting to me and pushed me, I pushed her back, and she kissed me. My buddy started fooling around with the other girl, and I am so fucked up I don't even think to make it a foursome or anything. We take turns fucking, watching each other fuck, etc... My buddy taps out after like an hour and I am just not stopping, probably due to the large amounts of drugs I consumed. I am fucking this girl doggie style and the other girl comes over and starts fingering the girls butt and kissing me... four more fingers later It looked like I was in a porno and I finally busted, which as any hard drug user knows, is the best on speedballs. I pull the condom off and drop it in a plastic drink cup and put the lid back on it. I smoke a cig and wake up my friend, we peace, and as I'm leaving he picks up the cup and takes a huge drink from the straw, having no idea what is under the cap. Fucking rad.

 

[The Warden]

^ that's fuckin nasty! Just about barfed in my mouth..

 

[pastelcircus]

Duuudddeeeeee, nott okkay lmao

 

[tricomb]

LOL I thought it was funny. Way to go movie.

 

[Butterwood]

I pull the condom off and drop it in a plastic drink cup and put the lid back on it. I smoke a cig and wake up my friend, we peace, and as I'm leaving he picks up the cup and takes a huge drink from the straw, having no idea what is under the cap. Fucking rad.

not for him hahah

 

[Byrdmunn]

We and my boys were at a party (frat) and somebody says " bitch wants the train!" Hoe starts taking it from everyone consecutively. One dude starts pounding and when he gets ready to give her the money shot, turns out it was his sister. Nailed her and jizzed in her face. Looked like you threw a cat in boiling water.

 

[badcompany83]

What was that like?