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masturbation is gay (is jerking off a clone gay?)

Some other thought-provoking questions:

Should @ions be allowed within 300 meters of a school zone?
Why does @bird.is.the.word think that we are all bisexual?
Is @negrogesic secretly Dr Carl Hart despite being white?
Did @Snafu in the Void’s cat perpetrate the September 11th attacks?
Is @deficiT actually an Italian mafioso?
Are @mal3volent and @D's the same person? I’ve never seen them both in the same room at the same time….
 
arrall said:
Some other thought-provoking questions:

Should @ions be allowed within 300 meters of a school zone?
Why does @bird.is.the.word think that we are all bisexual?
Is @negrogesic secretly Dr Carl Hart despite being white?
Did @Snafu in the Void’s cat perpetrate the September 11th attacks?
Is @deficiT actually an Italian mafioso?
Are @mal3volent and @D's the same person? I’ve never seen them both in the same room at the same time….
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No, yes, no, yes, no and yes.

I have proof on all 6. :peperave:
 
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Snafu in the Void said:
I ordered a pizza with sun dried tomatoes and gorganzola.

Am I gay now?

(How these threads read in my head)
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... Man there was some retard in the UK (one of a group of presenters of a petrol head TV show, go figure) who said he would never be seen dead eating an ice cream because somehow that was gay. Seriously.

I still haven't figured out WHY. Because, er, you lick it? Because it's in a cone that somehow makes it phallic? Because it's sweet and sweet things are for women and kids, so its gay by extension -? Real men only eat bacon-flavoured ice cream idk
 
TheUltimateFixx said:
... Man there was some retard in the UK (one of a group of presenters of a petrol head TV show, go figure) who said he would never be seen dead eating an ice cream because somehow that was gay. Seriously.

I still haven't figured out WHY. Because, er, you lick it? Because it's in a cone that somehow makes it phallic? Because it's sweet and sweet things are for women and kids, so its gay by extension -? Real men only eat bacon-flavoured ice cream idk
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bird.is.the.word said:
@neversickanymore
Are you the top or the bottom?
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Im not giving that clone shit until it shows me respect, does some fucking chores and learns how to give decent head. Fucking thing needs to shower more and quit stealing from my bank account.. ohh and that teller is super cute and I think its working her.. well I just may let it do all the work and ill just swoop in and do a mumble finish..
 
OTHER people ... other people ... OWN body ...
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Yeah, I get that...

I wouldn't consider sucking yourself off gay, because a blowjob simply FEELS GOOD, and if you can provide that sexual sensation to yourself why wouldn't you.
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It's at least a little gay to have a dick in your mouth IMO, even if it's your own dick.

And same goes for looking at oneself. You might have to have a great figure and be a narcissist to routinely do it in front of a full - length mirror perhaps, but yes it can be a turn-on simply because it provides a visual feedback to the activity - making yourself extra conscious of the fact you're getting off right now and this can be stimulating to some people regardless of sexual preference.
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So, sucking your own dick isn't even slightly gay and jerking off to yourself in the mirror isn't even slightly gay? That doesn't make sense to me.

Again, unless you feel attracted to men, are aroused by the thought of naked male bodies, fantasize about same sex activity during masturbation, you are not gay.
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I suspect people are subconsciously enjoying male bodies.

Straight porn is kind of gay, too. When "straight" guys jerk off (unless it's lesbian porn or solo women) they're wanking a dick while watching another dick get sucked/fucked/whatever.

I'm not sure why bisexual porn exists. Straight porn is bisexual porn.

It's perfectly possible to be straight as an arrow and enjoy giving yourself a blowjob because hell, you don't exactly have willing partners around anytime you want one, but you'd still be extremely put off at the mere idea of putting ANOTHER MAN'S dick in your mouth.
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What's the difference between another man's dick and your own dick?

Maybe some people are self-gay?

@TheUltimateFixx
 
Being more fit definitely boosts sexual confidence. Sex is an immersive thing where the lines are blurred between enjoying yourself and the other. Feeling sexy can also be both a dominant and a submissive act.

I have been asking this question, too. It's a really good question - but my answer is no. It doesn't make us gay that we can feel sexy within as well as finding others sexy. What makes us gay then? It's a complete mystery to me. I have neither any gay inclinations nor any contempt for gay people. Just fascination.
 
Snafu in the Void said:
I've seen countless posts on Reddit about some girlfriend who posts about their stinky ass boyfriend who refuses to wash their asshole in the shower because they think touching their own butt is "gay"....

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In the past when I used to get particularly "tweaky and kinky" I would stick stuff up my ass to stimulate my prostate. Never thought it was gay at all, just fun. I suggest all straight guys try it before knocking it or having some existential "am I gay?" crisis.

I wouldn't mind being pegged, tbh, if the woman was into it, and I consider myself very vanilla hetero.
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i've heard that shit, the first part... how do these idiots put pants on without burning the house down? they probably think taking their own pants off is gay lol

also, you haven't lived until you've gotten head with a finger (or two) up the poop chute.

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as for the topic at hand, i'd totally blow myself if i had a perfect clone of me... especially if the foreskin remained intact on my sexy self.
 
bird.is.the.word said:
I'm not sure 100% what straight guys do when they jerk off (I haven't asked the question before creating this thread) but I assume bisexual guys and gay guys enjoy their bodies when they do a bit of self-love.

If you're straight guy and you're jerking off, isn't it weird if you're looking at your dick? Like if you're jerking off without porn. Say you're in the shower or something. Do you avoid looking at it?

Do you ejaculate with a hard dick in your hand, while looking at yourself jerk off? How is that not - at the very least - a little bit gay?

Masturbation would be much less enjoyable if I didn't like looking at myself. I don't need porn.

Curious about the ladies, too. Women tend to be a bit less repressed about this sort of stuff.

Do bisexual women or lesbians get turned on by their own reflection?

I would happily suck off my clone. Is that gay? Or is that incest? Or both/neither?

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Ultimatefixx has said it: you need at least wo persons for proper homosexual activity.
You can jerk off having made yourself up like a girl with heels and long red nails and you still are not involved into homo action, if you are alone.

Now... asking random hetero dudes in internet weird kinky questions, yes, it is gay as fuck.
 
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