Oh man, was hanging out tonight with this gorgeous chick who friend-zoned me ages ago. Anyway, she's trying to stop IVing her heroin, and in the spirit of harm-reduction, I taught her what's up with rectal administration. I thought she was just going to take notes and then excuse herself to the toilet, but no! Before I knew it, I had an asshole right up in my business. In the spirit of harm-reduction, I showed her how it's done and put those drugs into her anal cavity. Gotta love those days when you unexpectedly come to know what your cute female friend's asshole looks like (in the spirit of harm-reduction, of course)! I could now pick it out of a lineup :D