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Sex I prefer masturbation over sex

I looked up horse fleshlights, and it said that I had to turn my SafeSearch feature off because they thought I wanted to look at horse porn!

I don't know what they are either, but I don't think I want to find out! :ROFLMAO:
 
Dreamflyer said:
I looked up horse fleshlights, and it said that I had to turn my SafeSearch feature off because they thought I wanted to look at horse porn!

I don't know what they are either, but I don't think I want to find out! :ROFLMAO:
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Goddamn it! I wasn’t going to! Excuse me while I bleach my brain! Lol
 
Dreamflyer said:
I looked up horse fleshlights, and it said that I had to turn my SafeSearch feature off because they thought I wanted to look at horse porn!

I don't know what they are either, but I don't think I want to find out! :ROFLMAO:
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I dated an equestrian lady once and she showed me the one they used at the yard. They're not as elegant as a fleshlight. It's basically a meter long 'wizards sleeve' that you could fit your entire arm into. Sexy stuff lmao.

Also had the misfortune of coming across a video of lady banging a pony once back in the Napster days, when an uploader could rename a file to whatever they wanted and prank horny degenerate teenage punks like myself. I'll never forget the sound of it going in, and the gargantuan load slooshing out after. Why anyone do that is beyond me, it definitely scrambled her ovaries. Apparently it's a thing in Germany though, I heard a story that there was a German guy who died when the horse ruptured his colon lmao.. idiot. What the hell did he think was going to happen :LOL:
 
-=SS=- said:
I dated an equestrian lady once and she showed me the one they used at the yard. They're not as elegant as a fleshlight. It's basically a meter long 'wizards sleeve' that you could fit your entire arm into. Sexy stuff lmao.

Also had the misfortune of coming across a video of lady banging a pony once back in the Napster days, when an uploader could rename a file to whatever they wanted and prank horny degenerate teenage punks like myself. I'll never forget the sound of it going in, and the gargantuan load slooshing out after. Why anyone do that is beyond me, it definitely scrambled her ovaries. Apparently it's a thing in Germany though, I heard a story that there was a German guy who died when the horse ruptured his colon lmao.. idiot. What the hell did he think was going to happen :LOL:
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The horse is a majestic creature, and one that can easily be understood. Human beings on the other hand…WTF?!
 
-=SS=- said:
Apparently it's a thing in Germany though, I heard a story that there was a German guy who died when the horse ruptured his colon lmao.. idiot. What the hell did he think was going to happen :LOL:
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It happened right here in the states. Go on Wikipedia and look up "Enumclaw Horse Sex Case"!!!
 
Of course masturbation is more satisfying in a "individualistic " way, for instance because the 90% of women are not into all the crazy shit we watch on porn sites and lots of males consider as the real deal.
But sex with another person is not only about being satisfied, is about satisfying someone else and being satisfied in satisfying someone else, taking pleasure in giving pleasure etc. That s why I think that the comparison between " wanking vs having sex" is misguided in the first place, it is apples and oranges really
 
Survival0200 said:
Is it uncommon to prefer masturbation over sex? I have an extensive masturbation history, and I prefer it over having sex with my girlfriend. Sex doesn't really feel THAT good, and it's hard for me to cum. Just wondering if others feel the same ...
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Nah, there's nothing wrong with that.
And at least you won't spawn crotch goblins that'll continue to overpopulate and destroy the planet.
 
RUC4 said:
Stop masturbating so much. Put more effort into the connection with the person. The connection to that person is usually what makes sex so enjoyable. Seems you’re only looking at which gets you off easier.
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Why? He just said he prefers masturbation to sex. There's nothing wrong with that. Stop trying to make him change to conform to what YOU perceive as "normal".
 
ChemicallyEnhanced said:
Why? He just said he prefers masturbation to sex. There's nothing wrong with that. Stop trying to make him change to conform to what YOU perceive as "normal".
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Masturbation is fun & dandy, but when it makes u unable to enjoy sex with a SO I think there s a problem that should be addressed. Pretty much like drugs, if u like doing drugs that s ok, if u ONLY like doing drugs and u don t enjoy anything else there s probably a problem.
 
One thousand years from now there will be no guys and no girls, just wankers. Sounds great to me
 
skipjames said:
Masturbation is fun & dandy, but when it makes u unable to enjoy sex with a SO I think there s a problem that should be addressed. Pretty much like drugs, if u like doing drugs that s ok, if u ONLY like doing drugs and u don t enjoy anything else there s probably a problem.
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I agree, but who says he wants a SO?
 
ChemicallyEnhanced said:
I agree, but who says he wants a SO?
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I don't know if you're projecting here. or what.

Go back and read the original post. The OP is asking if it's normal. If the OP didn't want an SO, we wouldn't be commenting on this because there wouldn't be a post. It would just be someone happily wanking alone.

Playing the devil's advocate is one thing, but..:shrug:
 
probably because you've got a lot on your mind and you get time to break free from concentration in the midst of things.
 
for religious reasons(Practising Islam), i’ve never had sex with another person due to the fact that I’m not yet married. i’ve also given up masturbation A few years ago after discovering it was prohibited in Islam. nevertheless, I do have an extensive masturbation history starting at around age 7 when I developed a fetish for girls Bear feet. for the next two decades, I masturbated on a daily basis, often more than three times a day to my very specific sexual fantasies. I found masturbation extremely pleasurable, but imagined it to be much less so than sex with a real person. strangely, at around age 24, it was like a switch flipped and the rewarding effects of masturbation massively increased for me. I began to feel masturbation is much more rewarding than real sex and had I have been allowed to continue masturbating, I would’ve probably been kind of okay being single for the rest of my life. Though I’ve never had real sex, I believe there are several reasons why masturbation is such an appealing alternative for many. firstly, it is very convenient and gives A lot of pleasure with very little effort. secondly, you generate and derive pleasure from almost any fantasy you like and can imagine some rather dark or taboo things you would never say in real life. finally, though I’m not sure about the validity of this, there may be some biological reasons including larger dopamine release, decreased prolactin response and brain network excitement caused by unlimited fantasies in masturbation. In my opinion, most of this is linked to dopaminergic signalling which might be much higher in masturbation, whereas in traditional sexual intercourse, other chemicals like oxytocin, serotonin and prolactin also participate and act to moderate dopaminergic signalling.
Interestingly, in my case, since giving up masturbation, i’ve become desperate to get married as it’s the only religiously permissible way to fulfil my fantasies.
 
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