DUDE YOU ARE WASTING GOOD COKE AND I CANNOT ABIDE! Crack is such a waste!!!!! I will teach you how to hear the train, get FACIALLY FUCKED and have the best cocaine high you can ever get, short of IV -
Take your coke and do a no-BS assessment. Do a tiny bump and decide on a scale of 1-10 how good is this with 1 being nothing at all and 10 being Peruvian Flake.
Working with 7/10 coke , which I'm assuming is about what most street-level purchasers get. Rip out a piece of the thick heavy duty alum. foil about 12x12 inches (30x30 cm-ish). Put the foil on the edge of a table, desk, etc, with DULL SIDE UP. fold over the last half inch/ one centimeter-ish of foil to make your edges double thick. Now it won't flop all over the place.
-NOTE-- I am aware most people know how to make foilies. Bear with me, the art comes in the mixture and method--
Take your 7 rate cocaine and drop at LEAST .3-.5 grams on your foil (Dull side up, again, ALWAYS hear people who do this the other way, which is wrong). Now hit that with a small pinch of baking soda (Not powder, LMAO). If there are baby pinches, small pinches, medium pinches and big pinches, you want a SMALL one. Never weighed it, but I'm gonna say .2- .25 grams soda. Basically with average grade blow, you're looking for a 2/3 coke, 1/3 soda mix. If you get actual pure pure, you can stretch this to half and half, but don't get all cocky thinking your shit is bad-ass and mix it too light. Chances are you can't find REAL cocaine (in America). To this mixture add 2 or 3 drops off the tip of your finger of water. Mix it like cake batter (GOOD FUCKING CAKE, too) in little circles until it all has a sort of thick, gooey consistency. I was serious about the cake batter, if it seems too thick, GOOD!
Now gpoing from the center of the pile out to the edge, push the shit out to within about an inch or two of the edge on 2 sides and nearly to the edge on one side. Leave about 3 inches on the opposite side that you go nearly to the edge on. The two even sides are your top and bottom, the side with a big space is where you start, the side with almost no space is your ending spot. I have done this for dozens of hardcore foilie heads and not a single one has ever known this special way to smoke it. Most people just ride-the-line which is to smoke it off the foil held flat over the edge of a table. Every coke head I've shown this trick agrees it is bar-none the best coke hit you will ever get in your life. Like I said CRACK IS A FUCKING WASTE and besides, you don't need it. Continue spreading and making it even throughout the foil. once it's pretty even, blot the sides of your finger around to try to get the build-up off. Now take your bic lighter and hold the foil up, applying moderate amounts of heat to underside. The goo will start the crystalize on the foil surface as it dries. Dry it right up to the point where it starts smoking a little bit but not until it turns color, or else you'll be wasting it. (If you don't notice by now, I am seriously against wasting cocaine. The Mexicans did a lot of hard ass work getting that shit up here, have some fucking respect!)
-- Now, the important part. I told you about riding-the-line which is the accepted way of doing a foilie. It works, but you're never gonna hear no fucking freight train, I promise you that. Personally, if there's no CHOO-CHOOOOOOO!!!! than I'm going down to buy some meth 'cause coke is fucking expensive.
Remember that extra spot on the right (preferrably, for right handers) side that we left bare. Right where the line between your coke and plain foil is, do a loose fold and fold the bare foil over your cocaine. Now insert your tooter into the crux of the fold and pinch the foil tight around the end of your tooter so you can hold it easily with your left hand. Now point the tip of the foil down slightly (15 degrees) and also point the loose hanging edge down slightly (also 15 degrees). Pinch the far end of the foilie shut so that you end up with the explained setup;
-Tooter just barely inside the folded side of foilie, foil pinched tight around it.
-Foil pinched mostly shut at the other end.
-Open end loosely resembling a bulging 'U' shape. The open part of this 'U' should face off to the side and slightly down. This catches all that smoke that the ride-the-line guys waste.
Now start on the side away from you, suck through the tooter and slowly heat coming towards yourself. You'll need to suck harder the farther away your heat is, less so as you get closer. You're instantly gonna know if you had the tooter in too far by the burning sensation in your hand and the taste of melted plastic. Three hits and you'll get it down, pats. Just bomb the whole section in one hit. This method uses alot more coke, but you get your money's worth. Hold that shit in, bro, don't bitch out like my wife does (WASTER! LOL). as you go, keep folding it on itself, leaving just a little of the already burnt on the part you hit so as not to waste any. When you're done, open it up and ride-the-line any non-burnt spots (this is called 'Graveyarding). When you're done with all of it you can call your boy for more (might as well, right? LMAO) and while you wait you can scrape down your tooter. Put those scrapings on foil, add a tiny dusting of soda, mix with a finger's wetness of water and bomb it in one go.
Now you're smoking 21st century freebase cocaine. Congratulations, enjoy a better-than-crack high with all the train whistles and puking-good hits your little heart desires, and remember to hit one up for the Loadie, man!
You're welcome,
sincelerely,
--The Loadie