dbailey11 said:
God I hope you realize how untrue that is.
![:\](https://bluelight.org/xf/BL_Images/Orig_Emoji/wrygrin.gif "wry grin :\")
lol, i have more than come to terms with my ass. In fact, I love my ass. There are days I wish it was even bigger. If I ever lose my ass, I will cry. :D (It's just that where I went to high school, anorexic bitches were all the rage, so my size 9 looked positively gargantuan compared to their size 0s. After we had to do a swimming unit in gym class - and thus wear swimsuits in front of our classmates - I had to hear for two weeks about how I had the biggest ass any of them had ever seen. Apparently my ass was so massive it was about to collapse into a mega-sized black hole and suck in the entire universe! Holy fuckin shit! I didn't even know! I guess I should have taken notice when the tennis balls started orbiting.... :D)
Haha, it's so great though, I work in a strip club, and ghetto white guys are my favorite customers - they don't get a whole lot of bootylicious white girls, so they see me and their jaws hit the floor. Makes me giggle every time. Last night at work was very much an ass-man night. Worked out very well for me....
My tits, well, I'm okay with them. They're pretty nice, good shape and perky, if a little on the small side. But definitely not small enough to get implants. I only worry because I have such big hips so I'm a little disproportionate, and you do have to admit, guys *do* make a big deal out of having big tits. It's no secret at the club that the girls with fakes make more money.
When it comes down to it, pussy "size" (or shape or whatever you wanna call it) is under the same retarded scrutiny. If it's not completely symmetrical and tiny and blah blah blah it's not "perfect" so no one wants it. That may or may not actually be true in practice/in the real world, but it's the message people are given. It's the whole "women in the media" debate. Actresses and models and all of them are the example of how we're supposed to be - perfect. And the definition of "perfect" is pretty fucked up and completely unrealistic.
Now, we all know that all women don't look like models, and they still get laid, and in fact, there are a lot of guys that don't even like the way models look(!), but we still subconsciously expect ourselves to conform to the standard. It's just like how guys worry about dick size, when all women *really* worry about is whether it's fucking us or not. Yeah, men are expected to have big, perfect, straight as an arrow, 747-size cocks, but that's not how it actually works - but men still worry....
