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Gibberings ver. CCXVI -- Fly Tipping and a Shite Load of Coke

On Saturday I had to go to a family event which was my step uncle's 50th wedding anniversary & my whole step family where there including my step-cousion who lives abroad. Him & his wife had adopted 3 kids from one woman who was fucked up on booze & also mad, the kids all have aspergers but only one attended as the other two are reall far on the spectrum & are still in care abroad as even though they were adopted they are too far gone.

Anyway this one child they had was there & he got "dumped" on me as mycunt cousion said "Oh here is xxxx go talk to him as he loves intense topics" so having a love for Kurdistan & supporting the YPG/YPJ is classed as "intense" :\

Anyway the only thing I knew about autism was from that film Rainman & they are good people for card counting in a casino, I got talking to this kid & I was torn between him being a goddamn genius or a full on lunatic, he kept asking me what I felt on all types of subjects from Vietnam war (we got into agood debate over Ho Chi Minh may I add) to the environment etc etc........

I was a bit drunk & fucked on Zopiclone so I told him when I had enough "ok kid you wanna know what I think on everything huh?" & he said "yes"

I told him to check the work by Theodore J. Kaczynski called "Industrial Society and Its Future" & for the next few hours he sat there alone with Youtube open playing the upload of it voiced by Augustus Invictus =D ;)

I got a really pissedoff message from my cousion telling me the kid is now obsessed with Kaczynski & saying quotes from his work, I dread to think what he will do or say when he goes back to school in a few weeks. Iwasn't trolling the kid though as I firmly buy into the Pentti Linkola & Theodore J. Kaczynski works but it turns out people with autism take it a bit too far, how the hell was I to know huh?

I better be checking any suspect packages I get now with a weird postmark upon them.
 
Zopiclone bandit said:
Damn F.U.B.A.R you have more taste than I took you to have.
I'd strip that fine machine right back & do a Caf? Racer kinda style with it but that is just my personal taste.

I'd sell my first born child (if anyone would ever be as dumb to breed with me) for a 2012-model Speed Triple 1050.
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Well, I'm a man of wealth and taste. I've been around for a long, long year, stole many a man's soul to waste...

It's a testament to the quality of the materials used on Brit iron of that vintage, that although that fucker literally hasn't moved for 8 years and has been exposed to the elements all that time ( I had to cut it out of the weeds and re-home the colony of snails that had taken up residence), nothing has seized. The tyres are still at full pressure with no degradation; full compression on the cylinders; chain, wheel bearings, fork seals and brake pads all fine. I've had Jap bikes that have ended up in a much worse condition after only a couple of months. In fact, the more I work on it, the less inclined I am to sell it. If I could get a decent price for the kids, I'd keep it.

For sale: One 19 year old diva with a Kardashian obsession and a penchant for vacuous pretty boys; and one 13 year old Fortnight addict with a burgeoning bumfluff 'tache who communicates solely in monosyllabic grunts. Any offers considered...

I'll also throw in for free one 46 year old harridan with a gob like a sewer and a twat like the Mersey tunnel. =D
 
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Zopiclone bandit-you mean 'the only thing you THOUGHT you knew about auties/aspies was....'

Because we aren't all or even most of us anything like rain man, we don't all come with miraculous math abilities. I'm dyscalculic, badly so. But when it comes to pharmacology, toxicology, biology, chemistry, psychoactives, genetics, botany, ethnobotany/ethnomycology, mycology, archaeology, paeleontology, history, linguistics, I'm not half bad. More skilled in some disciplines than others, but I was born a polymath, just one that is no good at math. Autodidactic learner for the most part, who takes an interest in everything from particle accelerators to ancient pre-medieval warfare tactics, technology and troops of the world. Taught myself to read at age 4 with a mycology textbook according to my grandfather lol.
 
Bournemouth must be great right now!

Currently rocking the Super Lemon Haze. And suspicious doses of increasingly addictive Tramadol. A great combination.

Also I finally gave in and got one of those silly vape pens. Although the nicotine withdrawal is at bay, I still crave a smooth, dirty, guilt-ridden cigarette. So it's more than just the nicotine it seems.
 
Beach was lovely! Love me some super lemon! i have no idea the strain i have at the Mo, Safe to say its lovely as fuck tho! Indica heavy with just enough sativa funk to cut through and round it out. We really are spoiled with the quality of weed in the UK these days :)

@buspass - washing is most deff on! pissed of with the amount of sand now in the flat.....wont be long before the camels start appearing. We just don't have the facilities here to accommodate such creatures.

Roll on winter
 
Yeah I didn't start up again until two years ago after a long time not. The quality is insanity I might have had a breakdown of this stuff was around when I was a teenager. There's got to be some major, professional grow ops somewhere in the south east
 
Inso said:
Yeah I didn't start up again until two years ago after a long time not. The quality is insanity I might have had a breakdown of this stuff was around when I was a teenager. There's got to be some major, professional grow ops somewhere in the south east
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Yes mate for sure. For me at least i'm not bothered now about legalisation. Its all there on tap anyway :) good times my friend....
 
Limpet_Chicken said:
Zopiclone bandit-you mean 'the only thing you THOUGHT you knew about auties/aspies was....'

Because we aren't all or even most of us anything like rain man, we don't all come with miraculous math abilities. I'm dyscalculic, badly so. But when it comes to pharmacology, toxicology, biology, chemistry, psychoactives, genetics, botany, ethnobotany/ethnomycology, mycology, archaeology, paeleontology, history, linguistics, I'm not half bad. More skilled in some disciplines than others, but I was born a polymath, just one that is no good at math. Autodidactic learner for the most part, who takes an interest in everything from particle accelerators to ancient pre-medieval warfare tactics, technology and troops of the world. Taught myself to read at age 4 with a mycology textbook according to my grandfather lol.
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Sorry if I offended, it wasn't intended may I add.
 
Jesus wept I am getting old it seems. Sat here with sveral glasses of red wine down my beak.
I have till this point HATED on anything red in terms of wine, I am a huge fan of anything sweet, fizzy & white but this B by Black Tower is really good, it would be so nice to have late in the evening in the garden chilled with a decent spliff & some dark choclate cake, maybe a decent slice of tiramisu cake.
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
So you drink Lambrini then you fuckin poof? ;)
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lol

Me & my mom at Xmas always get proper pissed on Asti Spumante, I am not a fan of booze tbh & it has only been the last 6 months I have taken to white cider a bit too much as before tha I would drink twice a year & that was it.

As a general rule yeah I love anything that would be classed as a womans drink, my personal fave choices being Asti Spumante & also Lambrini.
The only real "mans booze" I love to drink is Southern Comfort which I can only drink raw (no ice & no mixer) my stepdad once gave me a few shots of some really expensive whisky that was just over 200 quid a bottle, i think it was some single malt (whatever that means) & yeah I could drink that shit very easy as it didn't have that foul burning your mouth feeling to it.

".......There is a junk gesture that marks the junkie like the limp wrist marks the Lambrini fag: the hand swings out from the elbow stifffingered, palm up"
 
Dunner worry feller, I've been known to drink Lambrini many a time. Well, there's not many drinks you can get at 7.5% abv for ?2.79/1500ml. Sheer economics...

Btw, who's quote is that? It sounds like William Burroughs, but I doubt he was familiar with Lambrini..
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Dunner worry feller, I've been known to drink Lambrini many a time. Well, there's not many drinks you can get at 7.5% abv for ?2.79/1500ml. Sheer economics...
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The local shop now has this lager from Poland in stock, it is called "Karpackie" & comes in at 9%, it costs just over a quid for 500ml & the biggest shock is the taste, it lacks that tramp juice taste like Skol Super has & you can really knock it back. you mix that in with a decent spliff you are done for (in a good way though)

"The most demanding beer amateurs will appreciate Karpackie 9%. It has strong flavour, full satisfying taste and a higher alcohol content"
http://www.vanpur.com/produkty/karpackie-9-.html

Btw, who's quote is that? It sounds like William Burroughs, but I doubt he was familiar with Lambrini..
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God I laughed at the last part " but I doubt he was familiar with Lambrini"

Yeah you are right it is taken from Mr Burroughs, it is a small part I love & have stuck upon my wall & is in Junky (The definitive text of junk)
I have quite a few PDF files of rare works by him if you want me to PM 'em over, the most prized I have is The Electronic Revolution & also The Book Of breeething.

Old Bull Lee would put a .35 in my head Joan style if he saw me drinking such a "fag" drink.
 
Zopiclone bandit said:
The local shop now has this lager from Poland in stock, it is called "Karpackie" & comes in at 9%, it costs just over a quid for 500ml & the biggest shock is the taste, it lacks that tramp juice taste like Skol Super has & you can really knock it back. you mix that in with a decent spliff you are done for (in a good way though)

"The most demanding beer amateurs will appreciate Karpackie 9%. It has strong flavour, full satisfying taste and a higher alcohol content"
http://www.vanpur.com/produkty/karpackie-9-.html



God I laughed at the last part " but I doubt he was familiar with Lambrini"

Yeah you are right it is taken from Mr Burroughs, it is a small part I love & have stuck upon my wall & is in Junky (The definitive text of junk)
I have quite a few PDF files of rare works by him if you want me to PM 'em over, the most prized I have is The Electronic Revolution & also The Book Of breeething.

Old Bull Lee would put a .35 in my head Joan style if he saw me drinking such a "fag" drink.
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Mate, I have long been a proponent of Karpackie. 'Tis my favourite beer of all time. The Polish and Asian shops by me are currently in a price war with that stuff - I boycott any cunt that puts it up...

Karpackie ftw!!
 
KingOfWessex said:
@buspass - washing is most deff on! pissed of with the amount of sand now in the flat.....wont be long before the camels start appearing. We just don't have the facilities here to accommodate such creatures.

Roll on winter
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Someone's got a sandy vagina, I was talking about the washing on Fubar's line in his pic!
 
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