Too bad I don't have any maitotoxin hanging around then
Something like a saturated solution of 5-MeO-Pyr-T in DMSO, with some BZ thrown in for good measure
It was funny as fuck to see that pack of cockeating twats reaction though, they started advancing on me while I was busy pissing all over their pork wagon (and in it
), but the hilarious thing was how quickly they stopped moving and stepped right back where they came from and waited after I told them they were next if they came within range. I wish they had tried, I'd have fucking LOVED the opportunity to urinate all over a few filth
And zephyr-you don't get the reference? pork/pigs/the bacon=the filth.
And no, oddly enough AFAIK they don't suspect me of anything to do with drugs. They've (wrongly) got me down as a mad bomb-maker/pyro type. Which is a load of dogshit, sure, I USED to blow stuff up and bugger about with incendiaries as a kid, boy did I ever, but that was decades ago.
Sooner or later if they either don't stop, or can't BE stopped, they ARE going to end up killing themselves. One time not that long ago, fuckers came in on a warrant with the purpose 'to take samples for analysis' (blatant illegal fishing expedition or what), and ended up opening containers and transferring a few ml of this that and the other into chemically resistant bottles, (which they then left on the lab bench top and left without, proving it was obviously just to come and harass me), and among the things opened were bottles of chromyl chloride and iodine monochloride. The first one is both water-sensitive, giving off HCl gas, extremely corrosive, and the hydrolysis byproducts are hydrochloric acid gas and Cr(VI). Hexavalent chromium is just plain NASTY shit, carcinogenic as hell.
And iodine monochloride...that they should have left well enough alone. Idiots are lucky opening that bottle didn't get anyone killed. Its one of THE most corrosive chemicals I've ever encountered, disintegrating non-perfluorinated plastics within as little as a few minutes taken before it ends up as a crumbling, whitish bloom covered flaking mass of powdery chunks, and even the most highly diluted mere traces of ICl vapor exuding from the tiny gap between two teflon-covered glassware joints (can't use regular greases, since ICl attacks them and turns them into something resembling cement), but even that tiny gap, located a fair bit away from the receiver flask, let enough of a trace loose to turn a stainless steel keck clip into flakes of rust that until touched lightly, were still in the shape of the clip. One slight touch however and it simply disintegrated to dust.
And its toxic as hell, I once had a non-return valve on my mask slip off its retaining post, and whilst I ran like hell, I caught a tiny whiff, and it left me needing an asthma inhaler to breathe for the next few days. Stupid fucking porcine cocksuckers took one HELL of a risk opening that bottle. It reacts pretty violently with water, gives off awful and highly corrosive, toxic fumes that hydrolyze in atmospheric moisture to leave acid behind, and sets a lot of things on fire on contact. I'm quite surprised whoever opened the bottle I keep it in didn't end up being fatally gassed. Or that they didn't open the double-layered hermetically sealed packaging surrounding the brick of sodium metal and cause it to go up in their face (its certainly big enough, its bigger than my fist by a fair bit)
Or do something REALLY dumb, like opening my container of LAH, that would go up immediately in a searing shower of sparks and intense flaring flames. They have never once paid any attention to safety, even doing things like leaving bottles of THF, ether and other things besides with the caps taken off, and left off, when I got out of the pig shop, the entire house STANK of diethyl ether and THF. If they had caused one spark by say, flicking the light switch, it could well have caused an explosion.
It would be good of course if they got themselves killed, but the price of potentially breaking thousands of pounds worth of glassware is just too much, so I'd far prefer the poison gas option as the way for the pigs to die. Fucking dirty babyfucking ratbastards need to drink bleach and burn in hell.