I love Scotland. My mum used to take me to watch The Open every year when I was a kid and I had the best holidays of my life in St. Andrews, Murefield, Troon etc...
But didn't the Romans build wall to separate us Geordie and you Jocks?
Furry pussy cup, Miss Lou?
I thought yo' man preferred the Moon Juice?
Moon juice?
Also, it wasn't me but the lovely Miss K that was talking about cat hair chopsticks and cups etc... She brought the pussy into the conversation, not me!
How can you deny pretty boy Sadie, you're a cruel woman. With his long luscious tresses and sweet cheeks - I can't believe you're supposed to be his bestie but still deny anyone else's attentions on his loveliness
Looks like we're all at war gal
Evening Don...
For some reason my phone shows that I'm always logged on here cos it remembers my password but I have had a brief peek in from time to time....
Can you still do the national lottery in NI? Lots of people used to do the Irish lottery at the bookies over here as the odds of winning something in the hundreds of pounds range is much better but fucking hell 50odd million jackpot on the national lottery tonight (although I forgot to buy a ticket).
I also forgot to have a punt on the lottery - thank fuck. My worst nightmare would be winning millions of quid. I'd be fuckin dead within 6 months...
Yes Madame Lou - Moon Juice.
Juice of which appears generally in tandem with lunar cycles.
This is no longer funny.
You ruined my humour.
Fuck you, Sadie-Lou
Me? Lovely? Ahahaha.
Fuk u. N stuff. And things.
Fine, I'm shit at not being nice.
Why are you being mean to me?
....
And Miss K, 'ugly awkward animals'?