Aye - the day the Derry Pranksters caught the train.
I am having incredible difficulty shaking this hangover. I was in Derry last night and got the second train home this morning with a nasty hangover.
It was the least hangover-friendly train journey ever. A parent in front of me gave their daughter a damn harmonica which she blew the entire journey. I was surrounded by what had been a hen party the night before and they were reminiscing with much hysterics. Then appeared a troupe of zany children's entertainers who..well..entertained the children with great songs such as 'Purple Train'
I gave it another chance and I still don't like Derry.
We use paracetamol/codeine and odanzetron on our orthopedic wardWhen I was once in a Trauma ward and, later, orthopedic hospital, the nurses coming on shift on Saturday's and Sunday's would pull the curtain around and huff my oxygen for bad head cures, lol.
I'm attempting to complete some modules of a correspondence course. Beginning to think I have some form of ADD, heh
So...
I sharted while doing deliveries today.
Great start to the week
Lol. I think you just got FUBAR aroused again..So...
I sharted while doing deliveries today.
Great start to the week
So...
I sharted while doing deliveries today.
Great start to the week
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I've just ran home from work after I sat down in a boardroom with 2 directors and another brief, covered in my own shit.
How did it happen? Well I nipped to the loo halfway through a rather long meeting. I was in a rush to get back and in my haste i didn't notice that when i wiped my rather 'wet' arse I managed to rub the cuff of my shirt through it too.
I walked stright back into the board room and sat down. The smell hit everyone immediately and my shirt was streaked in the unmistakeable mark of faeces.
I left the room and didn't even go the 8 floors back up to my office, i just fucking ran out the building. My senior partner has just left a message on my voicemail saying he is 'going to fucking kill me' and one of my mates says its already round the entire building what a dirty little cunt i am.
I could honestly never turn back up for work. Monday will be utterly unbearable, I may cry. I can't believe this has happened, its so surreal.
How the fuck do I explain this one?
https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/5z0r0s/this_grown_mans_reaction_to_losing_to_children_on/
I've watched this about ten times now, what a sore loser, perfect to supplement my personal entertainment.
Warning: the comments may bore you silly. Lots of arguing over whether the children contributed enough to their robot/whether the bloke was more annoyed by his team changing the weapon rather than being irked he got beaten by a bunch of kids/whether the judgement was 100% correct/whether one of them was a child etc etc etc.
I'm just in it for the reaction personally. I'd never live that one down with my friends. Quality.
Haha. They even did a wee cherub taunt at the end. Savage %)