Social Favorite Slang for Male Masturbation

[deficiT]

Pickle Peekaboo
Pocket Pool
Firing off wrist rockets

 

[xaddictx]

* flippin the steak
* punching the pony
* floggin the log
* spankin the monkey
* slingin the sausage
Just to name a few....

 

[someguyontheinternet]

Tuning the Trombone
Shuffling the Shrubbery
Polishing the Penguin
Buffing the Banjo
Waltzing with the Walrus
Fiddling the Flamingo
Juggling the Jellybeans
Twirling the Tadpole
Bouncing the Badger
Serenading the Seahorse

 

[someguyontheinternet]

Paddling the Platypus
Doodling the Dragon
Wiggling the Wombat
Sculpting the Sphinx
Tickling the Tarantula
Steering the Spaceship
Rustling the Rhino
Dancing with the Dodo
Swirling the Salamander
Jazzing up the Jaguar

 

[CFC]

A wank a day keeps prostatitis at bay!

 

[garygroundwork]

Having a bat
Choking the chicken
Wank

 

[rufojones]

from Letterkenny

"Feeding the ducks"

 

[Borax]

I'll get started...

Badgering the witness
Choking the chicken
Husking the corn
Polishing the cannon
Beating the meat
Yanking the crank
Pulling the pud

Okay, your turn!
Have fun,
Dreamflyer

those are good, abusing the old hose and wrangling the snake are mine

 

[Juniper Bruhmomentius]

I call it the "Seeing my ex"

Just kidding thought that was a good one

 

[Oldskipper]

I'll get started...

Badgering the witness
Choking the chicken
Husking the corn
Polishing the cannon
Beating the meat
Yanking the crank
Pulling the pud

Okay, your turn!
Have fun,
Dreamflyer

Post of the day. Personally, i like to 'polish the mahogany'

 

[Mr. Krinkle]

before you go see a girl so you can last longer, you gotta "rub one out" - otherwise it's over in 2 minutes