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Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint

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I hope you told that bitch to either Join in or close the door klue (paraphrased from some womanizing rap song) ;-)
Thought that woulda been a funny line tho. :p
 
*=Regulator=* said:
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Yes, I have red hair - and not just on top.

This was the exact conversation that followed me losing my virginity (in about 30 seconds).

You girlfriend's stomach looks like Hitler.
 
pillthrill... is there 3 people in your car, or is one meant to be the steering wheel?
 
haha. Yes it was. And yes I did :|

(We tried again in the back of his mum's car the next day to greater success)

We were together for 18 months, and a few years later I married a different ginger. I don't know why ;(
 
Damn this thread is fucking hillarious!!! I seriously read through every page....

I will have to get into mspaint and add my own
 
This thread is the funniest thing I've ever seen in the whole history of Bluelight.

:D
 
Heh, there is one in The LOUNGE also, which is a fair bit bigger from memory.
 
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