Describe your first sexual experience using MS Paint

[Keaton]

I get that same script quite often.

 

[JoshE]

I get that same script quite often.

Pfft stfu

 

[Keaton]

i<3

 

[silentangst]

Buuuuurn.

 

[belarki]

oh shit i forgot about this thread, i started a pic a year or so ago, nodded off and never finished it. Alrighty here it is in all its shameful glory:

NSFW:

yeh young belarki was a total douche...

 

[silentangst]

Lmao!

 

[JoshE]

Nice one belarki

 

[malakaix]

Haha! thats awesome belarki

 

[lostNfound]

Nice work Belarki

Thats gold.

 

[DeathDomokun]

Yes, I realize how bad my MS paint skills are and how much better everyone elses are, but I wanted to contribute to a good thread

 

[JoshE]

Nice one DD :D

 

[belarki]

^ FUCKING LOL at the Robo DX and wall-supported-walk-of-shame :D

 

[DeathDomokun]

Cheers :D

 

[Mike Boogie]

LOL nice thread here's my contribution

 

[silentangst]

It looks like you're holding her dick.

 

[Mike Boogie]

that's actually meant to be her leg...


... but - whatever floats your boat.. hehe

 

[vanth]

Call me slow if you like, but... why did she think you weren't a virgin?

I would do mine but it's too boring. Well it wasn't boring at the time but it was just a regular two people in bed thing.

 

[Mike Boogie]

vanth the very first time i had sex i knew exactly what i was doing (this was before i ever took any drugs or smoked ciggies) because i was healthy back then (and watched a fair bit of p0rn too LOL).

i remember that session lasted 2 1/2 hours which compared to my sessions these days... was pretty banging haha

so in closing, don't smoke if you can help it... because you'll lose your f#kng stamina! :D

 

[vanth]

Oh, right, thanks.

 

[wazza]

Other people's

And finally, a good laugh