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Dirty wee secret then, fair doo mate when I see ur username I automatically think about my raving days I was a metro man in salcoats eeees were real and so wis the pussy.
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Remember hedgerow porn mate? Copies of Men Only and Mayfair with the pages all stuck together - either from the rain or something more sinister. Obtaining wank fodder when I was a kid was hard (and slightly grotty) work. Kids these days don't know they're fuckin born...
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Do I ever. Christ we're those days tough. Maybe you'd get lucky Channel 4 on a Sunday evening "drama"'show where you could just about crack one out was all we really had bar running the corner shop gauntlet.

Worse when you couldn't even drive which meant a long walk / bmx ride to a newsagent you didn't frequent for your sweets fags and glue (tippex if they wouldn't sell you the good stuff).

I scored big once. Found some big concrete pipes near my house and a bin bag full inside one of em all clean and all of Dutch origin. It was the point at which I finally saw full penetration in graphical form. Used to take the dog on a LOT of walks after that. Must of been about 13. Then one day someone else had found em and they were gone. I actually shed a tear. They were mine we had a special relationship and understanding, we knew who was the first course and then the main, mix it up a little but always finished on the girl in a club mag (now that was the high class mag IMHO).
 
Bbc2 about 6 guys getting new drugs tested on them(dheads) but interesting I remember this was big years ago as u got paid to die.
 
Itsgoneundertheboa said:
Do I ever. Christ we're those days tough. Maybe you'd get lucky Channel 4 on a Sunday evening "drama"'show where you could just about crack one out was all we really had bar running the corner shop gauntlet.

Worse when you couldn't even drive which meant a long walk / bmx ride to a newsagent you didn't frequent for your sweets fags and glue (tippex if they wouldn't sell you the good stuff).

I scored big once. Found some big concrete pipes near my house and a bin bag full inside one of em all clean and all of Dutch origin. It was the point at which I finally saw full penetration in graphical form. Used to take the dog on a LOT of walks after that. Must of been about 13. Then one day someone else had found em and they were gone. I actually shed a tear. They were mine we had a special relationship and understanding, we knew who was the first course and then the main, mix it up a little but always finished on the girl in a club mag (now that was the high class mag IMHO).
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Heh, I've lost count of the amount of times I knocked one out to Hot Gossip on the Kenny Everett show. Before that it was the Benny Hill show - I'd save myself until the very end when he was getting chased by scantily clad bimbos.

Tbh, Club, Men Only and Mayfair were a bit too classy for my liking - too much airbrushing. Finding a copy of Rustler was my holy grail. Then Escort and Razzle came out, full of real, dirty scutters - oof :!

Actually, getting back on topic, me and a mate used to regularly steal nuddy mags from newsagents when the hedgerows were dry. Had a nice little earner going at school after we'd 'finished' with them.
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
Heh, I've lost count of the amount of times I knocked one out to Hot Gossip on the Kenny Everett show. Before that it was the Benny Hill show...
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Goddamn. I mean who needs the internet right? :D

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And there lies the theory at work. Newsagent was causing hurt and pain to display such tantilising wares. You liberated them to ease yours and others pain and suffering. Newsagent was party to the porn industry so he wasn't without fault so Karma. Crime pays.
 
I can see you chasing Benny Hill around with that music playing now.... Naked Nellie Naked Nellie Naked Nellie...ahhh thats better...much better

Lol @ typical EADD diversion into smut
 
Lol. It's true but also why I love this subforum so much.

Naked Nellie naked Nellie naked Nellie
 
My gran was Granny Nellie (not her real name, but that's what everybody called her). She's dead though, so definitely not enough meat on the bones for FUBAR's tastes :p
 
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