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consumer said:
FUBAR is a chubby chaser...among many other things. I strongly suspect he may be a plushy too...
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I like curves - as long as they go in and out in the right places, I'm not bothered about the amplitude of curvage... (I.e. tits 'n' ass)
 
Oh how little FUBAR knows. They always start out slim and cute then they grow older and get the bumps and humps. Best of both worlds. If there's grass on the wicket it's ok for cricket old chum.

Paige Philips - yeh maybe a 7 but missing that spark, I can't see past the Botox lips and fake tits tbh. Not a fan of manufactured beauty. Ladies have to be as beautiful if not more so when you strip away the paint. Ridden way to many which promise a lot and then leave stains on the pillow in the morning, it's a bitch to get clean and I'm a lazy bastard. Stains should be in the right places in the bed if ya get me ?
 
Did u check her oot then fubar, I know what u mean, mate id shag my granny at the mo(no really) anyway its good to have a laugh at the expense of rich young bitches like her,so whos ur ideal woman mr stirling am guessing as thats where the fubar was I think.
 
jayjaysleepyhead said:
Did u check her oot then fubar, I know what u mean, mate id shag my granny at the mo(no really) anyway its good to have a laugh at the expense of rich young bitches like her,so whos ur ideal woman mr stirling am guessing as thats where the fubar was I think.
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I certainly did mate, pretty girl but looks a bit false (as Boa pointed out above). My current wank fantasy is London Andrews (plus size glamour model) - I certainly wouldn't feel like a paedo doing her...

Oh, er, obviously my ideal woman is the Mrs, of course...
 
I have no desire to fuck fatties. It would be like having sex with an ice cream truck tipped on its side.

Mmmmm Nellie
 
When I look at her lips do look like she sucked to many cocks , maybe thats why she got botox on them, so let me check out ur fantasy and to think this thread started out about robbing a chemist( I wish ha ha).
 
F.U.B.A.R. said:
I certainly did mate, pretty girl but looks a bit false (as Boa pointed out above).
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Yeah she doesn't even have nipples ;)
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You consumer defo are that mate at 16 who borrows your mags and gives em back stuck (for all those not old enough the only porn we had in 80's and early 90's was via the porn mag or video if you could get hold of anything better than Emanuelle soft core stuff).

Used to work on a farm age 15 doing fencing for shit money which we then spent on a porn mag each fags and beer. Mate (just like consumer by sounds of it) was a prolific producer and used to ruin every one I ever bought.

Hope he doesn't have a laptop these days.
 
I can see wot u see in london pretty face, but a bit large pal, we are all different, thanx for posting paige funny how u notice all her irregulars,man so who,s fu...in nellie let me in
 
Indeed where the fuck are those nipples! And those pics are touched up!! Hair is extensions, eyes been enhanced and blues. That's false representation right there. Give me the real deal any day of the week.
 
Itsgoneundertheboa said:
You consumer defo are that mate at 16 who borrows your mags and gives em back stuck (for all those not old enough the only porn we had in 80's and early 90's was via the porn mag or video if you could get hold of anything better than Emanuelle soft core stuff).

Used to work on a farm age 15 doing fencing for shit money which we then spent on a porn mag each fags and beer. Mate (just like consumer by sounds of it) was a prolific producer and used to ruin every one I ever bought.

Hope he doesn't have a laptop these days.
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Remember hedgerow porn mate? Copies of Men Only and Mayfair with the pages all stuck together - either from the rain or something more sinister. Obtaining wank fodder when I was a kid was hard (and slightly grotty) work. Kids these days don't know they're fuckin born...
 
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