Dr. Kildare
Greenlighter
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- Aug 28, 2014
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I feel for you Chinky but I hope this helps. If I am ever in a town where I have no connections and the open air market is not too blatant, I try a few things that usually work pretty well. First, I spend tons of time doing recon and getting the lay of the land. After driving around a few hours, you can usually figure out where most of the action takes place. I always find that more knowledge is always better. Know where there are often cops. Know the alleys and who is out and when they are out. Think of some lame story you can tell the cops to explain your presence in those places. That has helped me on several occasions. I think that is a great help to not being busted.
Next, try to locate someone who could get you a bag or two - enough to get your foot in the door. Although I have never used the services of a prostitute for sex, they ALWAYS know what is up and will usually help you get a bag or point you to the source for a few bucks or a bag. Homeless people are also usually good for this. Hookers are perfect for the job because the whole point of what they do is to connect with as many new people on the street as possible. They are easy to get in the car and start talking with you about what you need. On the rare occasion that the hooker does not use H, they always know someone who sells it and are good about handling your money, since they all want the extra five bucks or pack of smokes. If they have to go somewhere out of sight, they will always leave a purse or something like that. I also tell them that if they do not come back in a minute or two, I will be leaving and they can keep the $20. If you act like you don't care about the money, it actually helps. This time pressure will also ensure that they don't have time to pinch or cut it. Explain to them if everything goes well and you are happy, then you can do it again with more money. They will see that ripping you off is not in their best interest. Of course, you try to make there be no next time, since you are really trying to get their connection.
I know you guys hate the tipping thing but I usually try to start off on someone new by giving them a $20 and telling them to get you two bags. Tell them right up front that you do not care if they take the money and run, because you will pay them $25 for the two bags when they deliver the goods. Sometimes you can just show them a $20 and a pack of Newports (for some reason all hookers and homeless favor Newports over any other brand). I have used this countless times in countless cities and it has never failed me once. Of course it is a bit expensive but you now have a source and can do business with real prices.
I also operate under the theory that you want the most hideous and unattractive hooker as possible. They are usually more about making money any way possible and won't pressure you for sex. They also are usually more desperate and will work harder for you than one of those rare hookers who is actually hot. Finally, the butt-ugly hooker is least likely to be an undercover cop. Cops usually try to bait johns with good looking hookers, and since you are not trying for sex, you should steer far away from decent looking hookers. IF the hooker has only a couple of teeth in her head and smells like she hasn't bathed in a week, you can pretty much be sure that she is not an undercover cop.
I hope these ideas are helpful to you. I am really sorry to hear that your mail guy is such a tool.
Next, try to locate someone who could get you a bag or two - enough to get your foot in the door. Although I have never used the services of a prostitute for sex, they ALWAYS know what is up and will usually help you get a bag or point you to the source for a few bucks or a bag. Homeless people are also usually good for this. Hookers are perfect for the job because the whole point of what they do is to connect with as many new people on the street as possible. They are easy to get in the car and start talking with you about what you need. On the rare occasion that the hooker does not use H, they always know someone who sells it and are good about handling your money, since they all want the extra five bucks or pack of smokes. If they have to go somewhere out of sight, they will always leave a purse or something like that. I also tell them that if they do not come back in a minute or two, I will be leaving and they can keep the $20. If you act like you don't care about the money, it actually helps. This time pressure will also ensure that they don't have time to pinch or cut it. Explain to them if everything goes well and you are happy, then you can do it again with more money. They will see that ripping you off is not in their best interest. Of course, you try to make there be no next time, since you are really trying to get their connection.
I know you guys hate the tipping thing but I usually try to start off on someone new by giving them a $20 and telling them to get you two bags. Tell them right up front that you do not care if they take the money and run, because you will pay them $25 for the two bags when they deliver the goods. Sometimes you can just show them a $20 and a pack of Newports (for some reason all hookers and homeless favor Newports over any other brand). I have used this countless times in countless cities and it has never failed me once. Of course it is a bit expensive but you now have a source and can do business with real prices.
I also operate under the theory that you want the most hideous and unattractive hooker as possible. They are usually more about making money any way possible and won't pressure you for sex. They also are usually more desperate and will work harder for you than one of those rare hookers who is actually hot. Finally, the butt-ugly hooker is least likely to be an undercover cop. Cops usually try to bait johns with good looking hookers, and since you are not trying for sex, you should steer far away from decent looking hookers. IF the hooker has only a couple of teeth in her head and smells like she hasn't bathed in a week, you can pretty much be sure that she is not an undercover cop.
I hope these ideas are helpful to you. I am really sorry to hear that your mail guy is such a tool.
