Cheesey chat up lines...

[rachamim]

"Your teeth are like stars...they come out at night."

 

[Ismene]

What do you get if cut a baby with a straight razor?

An Erection.

 

[34-Empathy]

Drink this

 

[mattnotrik]

show me where you piss from

lets see yer vertical smile

 

[The RZA]

"It'll feel like a really nice tickle but don't tell anyone I tickled you there.....Or I'll hurt your mummy and daddy"

Never failed me once that one.

 

[KiNo04]

Never used one in my life. Even thinking about it scares me senseless.

 

[megawoof]

i can do it tonight but i only have a hour as long as your clean as i dont need another rash

 

[Sadie]

Bump, thought FUBAR could use some new / old material

 

[freesolo123]

I can't believe i'm gonna give this up, I never use lines but this always works 100% record of at least a laugh

Are you wearing those space pants? Because you arse is out of this world!

 

[I AM i.e]

"Fuck me you're tall" shouted on the Turnmills dance floor. And that she did, when the pilly willy finally subsided. So began a crazy 3 month fling that ended when I took acid and told her I loved her. Her orgasms were also proving to be somewhat of a problem - the closeness they gave us really made her uncomfortable.