"I got nothing against drugs, I got NOTHING against drugs, I think it's a personal choice just like alcohol, just like cigarettes. As long as that personal choice doesn't infringe upon the freedoms of another person's personal choice really that's the end of the story, that's called logic, it'll help you."
"George Bush says we're losing the war on drugs. You know what that implies? There a war being fought, and people on drugs are winnin it. What does THAT tell ya about drugs? Some smart creative people on that side: they're winnin' a war, and they're fucked up! A lot of you don’t even know you’re fighting do you? You’re sitting there saying “Fuck I’m watching Saturday night live. (drags joint) Are we winning? I feel like my flank is covered. Honey bring me a beer, we got a war to win!” What kind of fucking war is that?
You know the war on drugs is hypocrisy man. That’s why it’s not going to work, it’s a fucking lie. Alcohol and cigarettes kill more people than crack, coke and heroin combined. So the war on drugs is really sort of a (cough cough) cocksuck isn’t it? You alcoholics are going “Shit, we’re next! If you’re fighting drugs then we could be taken. Drug guys are creative motherfuckers, we’re just obnoxious.”
The problem with the war on drugs is that they lump all drugs together. Pot and Crack. And they’re not the same. Not only do I think pot should be legalized, I think it should be mandatory. Think about it, you’d get in a traffic line (honks horn repeatedly) “Shut up and smoke that. It’s the law”(inhales from a joint) “Oh sorry I was taking life seriously. Oh shit I’m sorry about all that noise. I thought it mattered! Oh shit, who’s hungry?” That'd be a nice world, wouldn't it? Mellow, hungry, quiet, fucked-up people everywhere? Domino's Pizza trucks passing each other on every highway. Parades of Domino’s trucks. Let them get stuck in traffic, all our pizzas will be free.
You never see a positive drugs story on the news, do ya? No. Always negative. But the news is supposed to be objective. I mean, isn't it supposed to be THE NEWS? But every drug story is negative? Hold it! I've had some killer times on drugs! I'm not promoting it, but I'm not denying it. Let's hear the whole fucking story...
Same LSD story every time: "Young man on acid, thought he could fly jumped out of a building, what a tragedy." What a dick! He's an idiot. If he thought he could fly, why didn't he take off from the ground and check it out first? What a moron. You don't see ducks lined up to catch elevators to fly south. What a moron! Good, he's dead. We lost moron. (sobbing) WE LOST A MORON!!! How am I gonna sleep through the night? “Why so down Bill?” “We’re missing a moron”I don't don't mean to sound cold or cruel but God damn lets hear the whole story.
But wouldn't you like to see a positive LSD story? Would that be newsworthy? Just once, to hear what it's all about:
"Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death. Life is only a dream and we are the imagination of ourselves.
Here's Tom with the weather"