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Ask someone who's taken just under a gram of adderall in 9 hours anything

Zonxx

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before i click post, i'm going to state that as someone whom loves stims, i firmly advise against this level of amphetamine usage and that No, feeling your neurons move isn't as neat as it sounds - in all seriousness, this is a jokishy / ama thread idk if it'll last lets see what happens, also if this is deemed useful i'll cook a random bluelighter chicken.
-i make damn good chicken


to answer a few questions before theyre asked
-no i don't know why i decided to make this thread
-yes i can feel my braincells dying
-pretty sure my brain'll die before i have a heart attack at this point
-i swear my pupils are so much larger than normal that colors are bright, at one point i was high enough to think my glasses were somehow magically better after 4 years of having them.
-yes, water is nice
-i do have 124 tabs open right now if you need to inquire on what i've been doing and surprisingly only one of them is porn
-yes at about 3am i think i heard my neighbor smashing somthing on my ceiling, so i looked up, said "okay!" and turned the bass on my subwoofer, i don't think he's on amps or gonna feel rested later
-There is a roll of string on my desk, no i don't know why but it really pissed me off awhile ago when it fell over and rolled across the room and unraveled itself
-my amp doses have been surprisingly strong tonight, AND AFTER WRITING THAT I'm pretty sure i just figured that one out for myself NEXT
-if a mosquito sucked my blood right now, i'm pretty sure it would die
-there are like 30 new folders on my desktop, i'll have to figure that out later
-No i don't even want to look at my search history
-i haven't had any gaba meds in the last few hours and think i'm really damn due for somthing but its close to morphine o'clock so its a pretty big debate
-you know you're on amps when you can hear yourself typing through a rather loud surround sound system
-i swore somthing touched my leg earlier so yes, i do have 2 lamps on the floor but the plot twist is i'm also pretty sure it was my house coat belt/rope/whatdoyoureallycallit sash?
-i've drank so much water tonight(or this morning and night really) that i've told my penis to hurry up while pissing.
-when i'm done this random as fuck list i'm gonna cook the best goddamn breakfast my mother's ever had, if you're curious it's a late supper from yesterday really because I ate amps before cooking it annnnnd yeah so yep
-i definately do wish i had some cocaine right now, or meth, both would be nice.
-i'm fairly certain at this point i believe in the fact about cocaine having dopamine neuron protective properties or my receptors have just grown tired of trying to die on their own
-there was a song on awhile ago that i enjoyed but i'll never find the name of it if i tried to
-i had a headache at some point but told it to fuck off or id take more amps, so it did but i took more amps anyways
-idk where this thread belongs but i figure marking it as a HR AMA is fine ish
-i made all these random facts in 8 minutes, w . o . a .h.
-i watched "the terror" for a few episodes, season one was way better, but i'm not gonna lie the whole yurei demon shit had me spinning my folding knife in my hand just incase i had to stab a demon in the face
-salt tastes even nicer when you need to replenish electrolytes, but nothing beats sea salt, of which i am out of.
-i did indeed clean my room, but it ended up messier than when i began so go explain that bullshit.
-if you take this many amps, you too will be able to see where your hands will be before theyre there, its some really weird shit i'm not gonna lie
-Nah, i don't clench my jaw, but if i was a stim jawclencher i'm sure id have no teeth by now
-this list bores me, its been 13 or 14 minutes, i'll click post now, maybe i'll add to it while i cook, no before you select few say it, i'm not going to cook cocaine for breakfast. sigh >.> its Chicken cooked in gravy with caramalized onions carrots and a side of corn, and topped with extra chicken, did i mention at anypoint on BL how much fucking chicken i eat? i'm gonna cluck around at some point forsure.
-thinking of starting a fundraiser to fund the upcoming Zonxx Nation that'll see all anti-drug nations be toppled and replaced with Zonxx regulation-abiding states, run by my braincells, because let's be honest i can't control myself at this point.



a few questions not able to be answered
-my bpm, i genuinely couldn't keep up on the 'Bpm counter' that i've forgotten how to click my mouse or its around 180-220 but eh who really wants to know that right
-appearently there is no limit to how much you can piss in one night, and on that topic, you also do not piss faster when you tell your dick to hurry up.
-not sure how fast i've run around the house to do little things over the night, but i'd bet its pretty quick
-nah i don't plan on sleeping but if i do i'm sure i'll need to double my morph and eat 10-20mg of kpins which i don't ever advise someone else to do unless you've achieved your Zonxx certified pass to do so.
-i'm not sure if my reflexes could get faster but my god if they did, lord have mercy for whoever wants to 1v1 me on mortalcombat/streetfighter
-not sure if i'll go to valhalla and drink with gods, or if they're coming to do amphetamines with me here.

adding in an edited section
-WHAT TO NOT DO when taking amphetamines
-drink more water than a firetruck can load, if you have any local fires near you, call zonxx instead of 911
-i mean i do me and prefer to let others do them, but i'll advise unless you're zonxx and this is considering tolerant stimulant users aswell, not to consume over 300mg of amphetamine in a 12 hour window because standing there waiting for chicken to cook has never been any slower, and i want to slow cook it so that it falls apart on its own, so go figure how thats gonna drive me crazy, but in all seriousness i'm on heavy opiates and take stims pretty much religiously at this point id say, so i highly advise against this one.

Idk if thread should be trip report or bdd, a mod can decide if it's worth it to ask questions about rediculous amp usage
 
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Ye but have you smoked a baller of crack within an hour today?
you know i'm glad you posted before i went to cook breakfast so that i could ask you if you've broken your 60 cocks sucked an hour record yet?

we're cool that i'm just playing right? k but on a more serious note, if you don't want me to forcefeed you chicken you're gonna sit tha fuck down m8
 
Ye but have you smoked a baller of crack within an hour today?
k, onions are frying right now so, i had time to come back and ask if you and my dealer were in league together to somehow amass a huge fortune because he sent me a text like 10 minutes before you posted, asking If/when i'd need anything today, conspiracy i think so.
y u mention crack, i'm trying to abstain for a few days -,-
 
WADUP MAN
Just ordered 5 fem ppp seeds :D
How you feeling dude?
but on a more real note, i SINCERELY regret drinking so much fucking water tonight but i didn't realize how much water id been drinking till i ran out of bottled water, tap water can really go f*k itself if you ask me, pretty sure the glass i poured the tap water into earlier threw itself onto the floor, you've never cleaned until you're tasked with vaccuming while simutaniously soaking up water with papertowels
 
Well you better off drinking that water. 1g of pharm amphs...
yeah but i learned this the hard way, too much h2o and no salt = insane muscle cramps in my case, my neck muscle was almost the death of zonxx cause i almost commited seppoku with my wakisashi
 
Try to get some Gatorade to replace some electrolights your sodium/potassium levels must be f****d. Your a funny ass dude! We're in the f**k does one even acquire that many stimulants (it's a rhetorical question, no need to answer) you my friend have drunken 37 bottles of water in the last 8 hours while thirsty children in Ethiopia are drinking stagnant water out of rusty coffee cans.... You know what nvm your probably at a much greater risk of dehydration... Lmao proceed.
 
Chicken coming along, i fucked that rice up almost twice because i took my oxy/hydros about the same time the gaba meds kicked in so i ended up in abit of an opiate daze, my sodium levels are fine i have 0 issues maintaining them by simply eating straight salt thru my amp use does the trick, yo those Ethiopians wouldve built 20 freshwater wells on my amps forget bout the water i drank ha it wasnt intentional either, i never stim sweat, but i have a tendency to compulsively drink water especially if its ice cold pretty much goes the same for howni drink rum come to think of it
 
Questions:

What does the color purple taste like?

When are you making me chicken? I eat so much chicken, I am a chicken. Bring me your chicken and I'll make you my fried chicken!

How can you even be around food right now? I'd barf.

Have you eaten a banana? You need salt and potassium.
 
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