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Advice Ask Shordie

SoCalShordie said:
Starting pay for new male talent is about $300 per scene
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£240 just to get hard & bust my nut!!!!!

I really wish I looked better as over 20 years Heroin has effected my face & I look more like I should be on some NSA Watchlist than on somebody's TV screen. If I looked better & hadn't taken a Religious vow to not get laid again I'd be all over this like Bukkake.
 
I'm VERY Serious @Madness

I've done "Porn" online via Cam sites with my ex for God knows who just because me & the ex were fucked up on MXE & random perverts wanted to watch a good looking Buxom woman get smashed by some ugly Cunt (That would be me btw)

I got nothing Sexual outta it & God knows if those freaks were recording it, I don't really care if they were tbh.

Never had an issue getting it up apart from when I am high on Crack or MDPV & could 99% of the time Cum & it sprays like a hosepipe, the ex once said "My God that hit my Womb like a .45 cal round" :hehe:

I have taken a Religious Oath to never have sex with another human again, I am not joking here.

Before I forget.................
 
Okay okay! I believe you!!
 
Jen X said:
Yes
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Absolutely not. 0/10 do NOT recommend lol. Yes I stand on what I said, I have no regrets. (Only that I didn’t get veneers when I had the chance lol) but I definitely wouldn’t recommend it to anyone else. Especially someone young. When you’re young and making that much money, bad things happen. Clear example lol.
 
📖 SHORDIE STORYTIME 📖

Before porn, when I was a stripper at the Spearmint Rhino in Van Nuys…

So I was like 18. This was 2010. Money was still good in strip clubs and we had a lot of high profile custy’s being the location was just a stone’s throw from Beverly Hills. I would clear $1,000 or more, easily, any given Friday night.

One of my custy’s was Karissa Shannon, the playboy bunny who was on that show about exposing playboy and had an abortion with heff’s baby) and her boyfriend at the time, Sam Jones from Smallville. They liked taking ecstasy and getting a VIP dance from me. Karissa would pull her man’s dick out while I danced for them lol.

At the Rhino VIP party that same year, I witnessed one of my “work besties” giving a blow job to Adam Levine.

Gave Sarah Hyland (from modern family) a lap dance once with her boyfriend. She was super pretty in person. She had no makeup on, hair in a messy bun, and jeans. Just a natural beauty and super cool too.

Tommy Davidson was one of my regulars for a while lol. Kind of a weirdo, but no biggie 🤣
 
SoCalShordie said:
📖 SHORDIE STORYTIME 📖

Before porn, when I was a stripper at the Spearmint Rhino in Van Nuys…

So I was like 18. This was 2010. Money was still good in strip clubs and we had a lot of high profile custy’s being the location was just a stone’s throw from Beverly Hills. I would clear $1,000 or more, easily, any given Friday night.

One of my custy’s was Karissa Shannon, the playboy bunny who was on that show about exposing playboy and had an abortion with heff’s baby) and her boyfriend at the time, Sam Jones from Smallville. They liked taking ecstasy and getting a VIP dance from me. Karissa would pull her man’s dick out while I danced for them lol.

At the Rhino VIP party that same year, I witnessed one of my “work besties” giving a blow job to Adam Levine.

Gave Sarah Hyland (from modern family) a lap dance once with her boyfriend. She was super pretty in person. She had no makeup on, hair in a messy bun, and jeans. Just a natural beauty and super cool too.

Tommy Davidson was one of my regulars for a while lol. Kind of a weirdo, but no biggie 🤣
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Also saw Rob Kardashian in my club on some random Wednesday night and he didn’t throw a single fucking dollar the entire time he was there. He was fat and broke.
 
SoCalShordie said:
Also saw Rob Kardashian in my club on some random Wednesday night and he didn’t throw a single fucking dollar the entire time he was there. He was fat and broke.
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Love a fat Kardashian
 
I wonder if they suffocated him while saying how much more money they make and slapping his dick until he had a ruined load. That would have been amazing film.
 
But instead they waddle around and talk about fashion. Actually I am unsure what they talk about. Kim used to give me a nice middle school boy raise. But now big firm poopers are a dime a dozen.
 
Madness said:
Yeah I mean as long as the room was laughing too. Because you know some guy is going to take it as a bad thing and ruin the joyous moment.

I'm sure that office popped off
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Ye her dad prob took it as a bad thing. Who wants to see there daughter getting railed🤣🤣🤣
On the company fb page as well so everyone he was around watches ur daughter getting dicked down. That would crush a father
 
I'm sure he's fine.

Porn doesn't make itself. And many appreciate it (daily, even, right @Soso78 ? You little goon wanker?)
 
So I’ve seen pornsstars ask to have all there videos deleted.
Mia kalifa and Lana rodes for example.
What u think about that shordy?
 
You didn't answer my question
 
Madness said:
You didn't answer my question
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I didn’t see it.
Ye lots of people make porn. More and more every year.
Got any old skank selling pics of herself on onlyfans now.

U sure who’s fine? Shordies dad?
He prob is. Csn guarantee he didn’t like his daughter fuckin for money though.
 
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