I think you misunderstood what type of trans person I am.
Also, if you read my original comment I specifically said I wouldn't answer direct questions about my genitals.
If you read other responses, you would have encountered a reply I made to another person which would have given you the exact information you were after without having to commit the age old trope of asking a trans person about their genitals before you've bothered to even say any sort of other sentence to them.
The thread is titled 'ask a trans person (almost) anything' and I made a point to make it clear that that specific question is not one that I will directly answer.
It isn't actually that relevant what genitals I have (although if you read the correct comment and you're half intelligent you should be able to put two and two together, because that person didn't ask me about my genitals and asked a different question which resulted in me answering in a way which made it obvious what the answer to the unasked question was) because I'm not having sex with you. The issue of my genitals is not information that the world is required to know about. Only the men I see as clients and my medical doctors need to know that information. You aren't going to have sex with me, what relevance is it to you what I'm packing downstairs?
Just the same old thing where a cisgender person literally cannot restrain themselves even when it has been explicitly stated that genital questions won't be answered and the person has indirectly provided that information in another reply, and they just MUST ask the trans person whether they have a dick or a vagina because they've never considered how invasive and rude and just downright bizarre it is to have people constantly asking you what junk you have purely because of your status as a member of a certain minority group.
Do I tell the men who book me what genitals I have? Clearly. It is relevant information for them to know, because my answer may change their interest level. For you it's just curiousity, and like every person who has asked me about my genitals (and after 10 years of transitioning it's hard to keep track, but it's very fair to say I've noticed that it's just a thing many cis people just do because they have a sense of being entitled to the information even when it isn't relevant to them).
This may come as a shock, but asking people direct questions about their genitals unless you know they are chill to talk about it (which I have stated clearly in the first comment that I am not) is actually a form of sexual harassment. If you asked this question to a cis person, or may I reframe it as you going up to a cis woman in your workspace and before you even say hi go 'is your vagina smooth' or something of the sort you would be called into HR relatively soon.
However because I'm trans, there will no doubt be some spectacular justification for why this was somehow an appropriate question to ask despite me beating you to the punch in my first post and nixxing it as a question. I've heard a lot but I haven't heard yours yet so let's have at it. I'll take the best excuse you've got. I'll add it to the hundreds of others I've heard which somehow make allowances for what would be to any cis person an act of sexual harassment.
Cis people really do spend an awful amount of time thinking about trans people's genitals. You know we are actually people right? Have you seen how everyone else in this thread resisted the urge to mention my genitals (except one notable exception) and instead asked me creative questions I've not had before?
I didn't exclude the no genitals question because I'm ashamed and embarrassed and sensitive about my junk. I make jokes about my junk all the time with people. Especially
@mal3volent who gets all my genital related humour in all it's beautiful glory. Trans people share things about their junk with their friends, not random strangers.
I excluded the question because I've been asked so goddamn many times I didn't want 10 pages full of penis and vagina and was hoping people would ask me some things I've not thought about before.
