Okay. You officially have never tried kava. By that admission.
You took a dud, ineffective, fraudulently marketed product incapable of producing a high but patented and stuck on a shelf anyway to make it as convenient and lurey as can be, keep catching newcomers one time only, while deterring them from considering Kava might help.
I hate those sham business people for that reason.
This is insightful and broken down to basic and inclusive.
I've seen this drink called kava or kava kava being advertised online, it seems to be legal in most countries around the world. Apparently it is a natural alternative to xanax and benzos and is pretty potent. Has anyone ever tried it? Apparently it affects GABA receptors and is a MAO B enzyme...
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The Christopher Columbus joke was a good one btw lol, I have an eccentric sense of humour and wild imagination.