Or here's another idea. I dissolve the H into a bit of water, roll a bit of toilet paper into a ball, soak up the solution, then stick it up. Would this work? Which idea is better?
No no no.
Number one I mean number two. Make sure there's no number two left in the poop shoot or anywhere near the poop shoot. If you need to use an enema do so cuz the worst thing that can happen is an errant turd absorbs all your drugs cuz that has happened people that don't know how to plug frequently.
Yes, glycerin capsules will work but the best way to experience in the good old booty bump or if you want to be crass boofing is to dissolve your dose in a teaspoon of water then take a baby medicine syringe suck it up for that. Bit of lubricant right inside your anus and slide the baby medicine syringe up to the stopper. It's the two pieces of plastic so it won't actually slide into your ass and it's so you don't choke the baby.
That is the absolute 100% best way to administer pretty much every mucosally absorbable recreational drug and lots of prescription drugs up your ass.
And I'm dead serious when I'm telling you to make sure that there are no turds anywhere near where your drugs are going to be.
Am I long and illustrious career of snorting burning holes underneath my tongue, hot railing, having LSD dripped in my eyeball, smoking, swallowing but not like you're trying to make it seem, and booty bumping or as we like to say boofing or plugging, I have lost actual pills that I shoved up my ass way too high to realize that there was a hungry turd in there as well. Same thing has happened with capsules and pills dissolved in water and injected with a baby medicine syringe. You can get the free at CVS. Literally they will give you like three or four of them if you just walk in and say I give baby medicine and I'm afraid I don't want to choke it cuz that's what it's for so you can't.
Hey, if you don't follow these instructions, your boofing pleasure may be severely decreased and you may actually lose all your drugs to a turd that just wants to absorb them.
If you think I'm joking and making fun of the situation I'm not, it's actually what happens.
On if you can't tell I'm reasonably high right now either. I'm getting sensitized to the meth or there might be something else in it even though it tested consistent with math reddish, orange Lieberman and instant blue on the Simons.
But I feel really fucking good.