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Things you'd never wear...

no cardigans.i hate em.

My dumbass brother wears cardigans. He also wears strange looking shoes. I questioned it and was like "you don't really like those shoes, do you?" and he said "no, but the girls do." I had a nicely wrapped comeback for that, but bit my tongue.
 
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Ahahahaha. They have their pants on backwards.


Okay, so I have been working at this country western store, and I have to say square dancing skirts are CUTE

But anther thing I'll never wear: Wranglers.
 
I use to HATE wearing turtlenecks when I was a little kid for some reason. It might've been the itchy material. At this point in time, I'd have no problem with them except that I haven't actually seen one either since I was younger. I love sweaters. 10 years from now when I have a career/good job, I will invest in many sweaters. (I'm only 18 now)
 
Ed Hardy anything.
American Apparel leotards (outside of an actual dance class, but that would still be ick).
Flare jeans.
Flannel. not that I hate it, I've just never owned anything flannel and I don't think I ever will.
Strappy heels with a bunch of stupid buckles and straps.
Not sure if this counts as apparel, but since it is part of appearance..I don't think I'm ever going blonde on any part of my head.
 
Skinny Jeans or skinny shorts.

I prefer to be as comfortable and as mobile as possible when I dress. I really don't see the appeal in dressing in tight clothing.
 
I will admit that I didn't read the all the posts but I can say that I will never wear someone else's human skin as a trench coat with a kitten as a hat.
 
I would never wear Coolats and sweatpants... Well I wear pj pants at home .. at night lol... but coolats annoy the heck out of me.. My whole wardrobe consists of about 32 pairs of jeans (mostly 7 for all mankind) and lots of t shirts and tailored shirts just in case I ever have to go to a meeting.

I do not own any shorts or dresses.. or heels.. I think I own 2 skirts? This is because I feel like if you're wearing a dress you should probably wear heels and I look like a newborn pony when I wear heels. I get a lot of shit from a lot of people because I do not ever wear shorts, or dresses.
 
another vote for mom jeans. also, jean overalls, scrunchies, a banana clip in the hair, french braid, anything orange, the combo of yellow and black, crocs, most any sweater, i hate sweaters. any holiday themed clothing. and sneakers, if i am not working out, i do not do sneakers. well, coverse low tops, but not athletic type running shoes, if you know what i mean!
 
I am the same way about crocs I hate them.. HATE them! And holiday sweaters, extra shout out of hate to the ones that blink and flash lights..

Oh and Disney themed Sweaters for adults.. Like Mikey Mouse and Winnie the pooh! My version of hell includes me being stuck in one of these...
 
Snapback hats.

Who the fuck decided it was a good idea to go back to our Little League days and start wearing snapback hats again? There's a reason people stopped wearing them: the adjustable plastic snap closure would ALWAYS break, and you're left with a useless piece of shit, unless you want a shitload of scotch tape on the back of your hat. Most of them have ugly ass designs that are trying too hard to portray a vintage look. They fit like shit as well. This new trend is pretty much a reboot of the trucker hat trend in 2003-2005 and it needs to die again.
 
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