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"Yeah well, I'm more enlightened than you." - The psychonaut dicksizing thread!

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"Yeah well, I'm more enlightened than you." - The psychonaut dicksizing thread!

Hokay, so[1] I thought it was time for a bit of ego-stroking. I realise this is anathema to some (especially in this community), but we all need to do it from time to time - it feels good and by golly I'm going to start a thread.
[1]The link is unrelated.

This is a place where you can post about something you've done, owned, seen or experienced, in order to notify the PD community of your awesomeness.

Ready? Here's my claim to fame:

I have a mate who bought the third-last SIGNED copy of LSD: My Problem Child. There will be no more signed copies, since Dr. Hofmann is no longer with us. I have not only seen the book and laid eyes upon the signature, but have touched the paper. Yes, you read correctly: I have made physical contact with an object that was in turn touched by the first human ever to synthesize LSD. It was a wondrous experience to do this. In my excitement, I *forgot* to take a photo of it, however if I can convince my friend to air the book once more (it's fairly well-preserved for being owned by a guy who would only use household materials to protect it) then I will do just this for proof and post the photo in this thread.

Yes, bask in my reflected glory. %)

So, let me pose the question to the rest of you: What makes you a better psychonaut than the next one? List anything, whether it was that time you smoked DMT from the peak of Everest, or the fact that you've taken over 1024 tabs of acid in your lifetime, or that time you ate those shrooms and nothing changed except for one minor detail. If you choose the latter, do try to make it interesting, however :)

EDIT:

It would seem my conveyance of sarcasm has once again been defeated by the narrow channel of textual communication. This thread was intended, as some noticed, to be entirely un-serious, so do lighten up.
 
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I don't really buy into this thread, however I've lived with trolls & learned their ways intimately.


Would you burn your signed page ? I wouldn't recommend burning a book tho - but a signature ? yeah why not - or would you consider it sacriligeous ?


The message is not written
 
I met Dennis McKenna... he was disappointed in me for wearing a shirt bearing the Dextromethorphan molecule... and I was disappointed in him for eating a turkey wrap and giving a lame talk...

Yeah that was weird. 8)

Anyways I think Teotzlcoatl has satisfied our dietary dicksizing requirements for the next millennium... so this thread seems like a potential timebomb... but it could be interesting...
 
I don't really buy into this thread, however I've lived with trolls & learned their ways intimately.


Would you burn your signed page ? I wouldn't recommend burning a book tho - but a signature ? yeah why not - or would you consider it sacriligeous ?


The message is not written

There is wisdom in this post.
 
I'm so enlightened I won't even post anything offensive or troll-y itt.
 
anyone who would say something similar to the title of this thread in a "dicksizing" way is the furthest possible thing from enlightened.

taking psychedelic drugs does not "make you enlightened," but it opens up a doorway to enlightenment. you must choose to pass through the door.

ive met plentiful ignorant people who consume large amounts of psychedelic drugs over time. ive met extremely enlightened people who have never done drugs in their life.

one of my biggest pet peeves is some nubile twat going off about how enlightened he or she is because he or she has done so many psychedelic drugs. its not a badge. its like calling yourself holy, as you shout to the congregation to exalt you above others for being the largest philanthropist to the collection plate. youre shouting nothing but ignorance, sacrilege, and impiety.

enlightenment involves both sides of the coin. trips dont always have to be heavenly, you must willingly engage in psychedelic experiences far outside of your comfort zone, and experience true and utter hell, before you can begin to understand real ego dissolution. sometimes its far safer to skip the drugs, and learn to meditate under the most cruel and punishing environments, until it makes no difference - storm or serenity - you are the no-mind.

enlightenment involves ego dissolution. ego-less minds dont have "dicks" to size.
 
I think this thread was meant more in a joking way, or at least I hope the OP wasn't serious about being enlightened..

Psychedelics are spiritual tools, using a microscope doesn't make you any smarter when it comes to biology, but it can help you better understand biological mechanisms and process, likewise, psychedelics don't necessarily make you more "enlightened" they just help you better understand how you might be (or at least in my experience they do)
 
anyone who would say something similar to the title of this thread in a "dicksizing" way is the furthest possible thing from enlightened.

taking psychedelic drugs does not "make you enlightened," but it opens up a doorway to enlightenment. you must choose to pass through the door.

ive met plentiful ignorant people who consume large amounts of psychedelic drugs over time. ive met extremely enlightened people who have never done drugs in their life.

one of my biggest pet peeves is some nubile twat going off about how enlightened he or she is because he or she has done so many psychedelic drugs. its not a badge. its like calling yourself holy, as you shout to the congregation to exalt you above others for being the largest philanthropist to the collection plate. youre shouting nothing but ignorance, sacrilege, and impiety.

enlightenment involves both sides of the coin. trips dont always have to be heavenly, you must willingly engage in psychedelic experiences far outside of your comfort zone, and experience true and utter hell, before you can begin to understand real ego dissolution. sometimes its far safer to skip the drugs, and learn to meditate under the most cruel and punishing environments, until it makes no difference - storm or serenity - you are the no-mind.

enlightenment involves ego dissolution. ego-less minds dont have "dicks" to size.

Wow, absolutely fabulous post. You wrote that very eloquently, and I must wholeheartedly agree with you.
 
Bunch'a haters in this thread. Let me break it down for you fools:

Third eye like a dinner plate
Crying DMT
Self like Teo’s friend request box
Totally empty

I sneeze P. Torch cactus snot
Competition? There is not

No gurus to beat me, not even in theory
No homo but I even beat off T. Leary

I N-light B-light with D-light, and twist threads like M. Night
Percepts like a Thunder Cat, yeah my sight’s beyond sight

In the mirror I see God
He do his hair in my image
My mind like a lightning rod
There’s Nirvana in my visage

Now peace out bitches.

sight.jpg
 
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Sweet rhymes psood0
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I think this thread was meant more in a joking way, or at least I hope the OP wasn't serious about being enlightened..

Psychedelics are spiritual tools, using a microscope doesn't make you any smarter when it comes to biology, but it can help you better understand biological mechanisms and process, likewise, psychedelics don't necessarily make you more "enlightened" they just help you better understand how you might be (or at least in my experience they do)

i think so too.

my input:
ive met the Shulgins, Erowids and few other big names in todays psychedlic scene.

on a unrelated note my penis is big =D
 
*I flop my large flaccid psychedelic dick into this thread*

I've seen my past & future lives!
 
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