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matt2012 said:
it doesn't take an etard to do this....I was just talking to a total stranger about vocal production and the importance of matching voul sounds in a vocal ensamble just a few days ago...I haven't rolled in 9 years
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i forgot to mention that both of us would stop mid sentance and forgot what we were talking about and repeating the same questions LOL
 
when you cant enjoy a cigerett a single time for the rest of ur life or so it seems,because you used up ur 'perfect cigerettte' privliages while rolling on bombs
 
When you laugh at your friend because he's so out of it that his conversations make no sense whatsoever but find yourself doing the same thing 20 minutes later.
 
*drug my (b)rain* said:
when you build a time machine out of a closet,and lock urself in there just to save the world,when you tell your best friend you can bend a spoon with ur mind,when you ask your dad were his son 'beno' is which is ur half brother uv never met,and he replys 'thats not my son thats are dog',when youv been up for 3 days,and decide ur gonna start drinking coffee for the first time just to 'keep ur buzz goin',when you walk around the house with a back massager belt on full blast kause it makes the room vibrate lmfao,when you go 3 days without eating and a bagel looks like an entire cow,when u walk to a friends house to buy a pill at 8 am and there still sleeping,when you do 3 different methods of administration,just to say you did the 'tripple threat',when you take extacy and go grocerie shopping with ur mother,when you go to do a trick on ur skateboard and realize ur soo mall nurishd that you cant do 200 tricks that you had on lock down before u were an etard,when you hypocondriact the shit outa anything around you kause ur seritonin cant CALL BULLSHIT,when you search for weed you 'lost' while on extacy,3 years later,and have to look at a little note u left urself in the room you look for ur shit in that sais 'u have to know when to quit'and dont listen tell the second time u see it,when you completly cover a wall in graffiti that makes scense at the time but then u look back on it and u relaize your not only retarded,but so are ur 'friends',when you do extacy so much you start to go from love to hate,and prefer the hate better kasue its a refreshing side to rolling,when you have a desire to destruct,and create,just because its 'what seems right',when you come inside and tell your mother that you just seen a raughtwiler and a sheep playing in the alley together,when ur hands are so crackd apart from rubbing them on the carpet kause it feels good,when you dont brush ur teeth kause u want to taste the extacy for long periods of time just so u 'wont crave,and last but not least,when you clean the house on extacy,so you can get more extacy,and after you get ur extacy,you keep cleaning.=im never doing extacy again,its been a long time scince i did it,smoke pot kiddies,its the way of the sameri.
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when you type without hitting the enter button...EVER....lol...j\p
 
You go to the store to get cat litter and then while you are there you get a call telling you that pokey balls are in town, you end up buying some ice cream while on the phone with the pokey connect and then you leave the store awithout even getting the cat litter. In fact you don't even remember you were going to the store for cat litter until you get home, open your Ben and Jerry's and smell the cat box :( sorry kitty kitty:(
 
immunetogravity said:
8 years old - I made animals out of pony beads and gave them to best friends I met at school.
18 years old - I made kandie out of pony beads and gave them to "best friends" I met at raves.
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That made me laugh. Describes me perfectly, ha ha. Oh, all those cute little things I used to make...

And, let's see... You know you're an e-tard when you spend more money on pony beads than you do on actual ecstasy. 8) (I have a problem...)
 
you know you're an etard when you go to the petrol station (gas station for americans lol) and pre-pay for your fuel... THEN DRIVE OFF WITHOUT FILLING UP YOUR CAR... realise this about 10 kilometres down the road.. drive BACK to get your fuel and the attendants are laughing at you...
 
a car drives by and your eyes roll into the back of your head--later you realize the car was a white mitsubishi!
 
when you go into the casino at 630am, walk around for a bit, and are too stupidfied to play anything and leave
 
when you knock the guy next to yous drink out their hand and offer hugs or water in return :D

when you ask the same person what their name is 10 times in the space of 10 minutes.

when you ask som1 what their on, they reply red bulls and you reply 'ah nice not heard of them, they any good?' :S

when you start talking about the diversity of the environment your in.

when your determined to meet everyone in the rave despite it being 500+ capacity!

when your eyes are physically bigger than your belly =D
 
you know your an etard when.... you go for a 6 kilometer walk and it POURS rain on the way home... and you go out again in the pouring rain for another 6 kilometer walk!

oh man I felt alive!
 
When you take video of the stuff you do while rolling, and can't watch it later sober out of sheer embarassment!

I am such a DORK! when I roll......
 
You know you're an e-tard when you have a pen specifically in your pocket-not for writing, but just to use the pen cap for molly bumps.
 
halcyon777 said:
you spend 2 minutes writing a text that contained less than 30 characters and still misspelled words. (thats me lulz!!%)

you and a homie are walking at a brisk pace and with a fucking purpose, wide eyed, and dancing from stage to stage at a festival, a cop asks you, "hay man! Do you know where i can score some x pills!??". Look him square in the eye pupils the size of a golf ball, "no sir, i don't do drugs" and continue.
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lmfao!!!
 
You know you're an E-Tard when you are sitting in your car on your lunch break, itz raining out side and the sounds of the rain and the windshield wipers turn into a techno song in you head..."Doof-swishhh- pitter patter - pitter patter Doof-swishhh- pitter patter - pitter patter Doof-swishhh- pitter patter - pitter patter"
 
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