She's been saving my semen

That would spoil the anticipation and exitement surrounding this thread. She smothers herself in the fucking stuff!!! and does a innocent "Tee Hee Hee" while she revels in the relish!
 
Have you ever seen fatal attraction? You prolly have something like that to look forward to
 
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Hey maybe her parents goaded her into collecting a sample to test your genetic makeup. I'd still date her though if that is all she did.
 
You're going to have half cvast babies.
Shes most likely missing the pill too.

I had a Japanese girlfriend who was really into getting fucked then when I said I was blowing, she'd suck it all up, every last drop. I always thought... is she doing this to turn me on? Like some porno thing? Or she didn't wanna change the cheets? I never understood.

Japanese girls.. I love them.. but they're fucking weird.
 
Some of u guys are right she could be saving that shit to have one of ur kids, she can jus stick an icecube up in her vag, and call it a day, 9 months later there is going to be an asian invasion!!! just flush them all down the toilet and say u wanna start over. she will understand. if not simply make her swallow it thats what my girl does and i love it =) good luck
 
Oh, and if you break up, make sure you get that semen because she really could use that against you. No joke.
 
Oh, My, FUcking GOD lol

WOOOOOOW! like jesus christ I thought I had dated some crazy girls, but WOAH lol that's fuckin spooky

RUN! She an alien trying to steal your seed to make a new hybrid species! RUN!
 
I've seen this exact post on another forum. are you guys sure this isn't some trick?
 
well it could be a troll, but its not copypasta,
all the posts are from the same time,
could reasonably be the same person.
 
btw, ripped off this pic outta one of the "same" threads...

I think it's a real story,
whether or not Formico is the original guy, mneh...



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I say, you are very lucky man!
cute Japanese girl with OCD and an obsession with my cum,
that shit's been in on my christmas list for years.
 
MONSTA!! said:
I used to go out with a Chinese girl, I met her while working in Shanghai. Although she never collected my semen she seemed to have that type of personality and attitude toward me. Like obsessive subservience.

Maybe it's a cultural thing.
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cause the japs and chinese have the same culture.
my sister is in china right now, has been to japan, their culture is VERY different.
 
I have a special shoebox which I put keepsakes in, empty cigarette packets which belonged to someone special, those brochure things they give u at funerals, letters, photos, etc.

One time I put a used condom in there.

It was a bad idea, they don't keep well, she's clever for putting it in the freezer.
 
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