She's been saving my semen

Formico said:
Okay, I've been dating this Japanese girl from my university course for some time now. It's more convenient for us to return to her house after a night out because she lives almost in the center of the city itself, her parent's are pretty rich back in Japan.

She has an odd practice, after making love she hurriedly removes the condom and says she'll be back. She said she was just throwing them in the bin. The urgency with which she did this lead me to believe that she had some sort of issue with fluids or something. But the other day I was alone in her flat, and I went to the freezer for some icecream. I opened up the tub of icecream, and it chock-ablock with used condoms tied at the end.

She's been storing my little swimmers like trophies.

I asked her about it and she became very ashamed. I said, 'Look, I'm a bit freaked out, but it's okay, just tell me why you're doing it?'

She started crying, I couldn't get a reason out of her.

She said something about the semen being a part of me, and not wanting to lose it. But she was sobbing pretty bad. I decided to stop asking questions.

Anyway, what should I do? I mean, maybe I could accept it, but she has become very reserved around me now, and we haven't had sex since.
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It could be her repressed culture, or just a cultural divide in and of itself. Either way, this situation would require you to decide whether or not she is the one for you. I have to say, that is pretty high up there on the crazy scale.
 
Infernal said:
Perhaps, there is a fetishist reason for it? Perhaps she's saving up enough for some strange sexual act and this is why she is ashamed. Not to bring the porn thing into it but perhaps she is a bukkake fan. Who knows?
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thats what i thought. saving it so she can use it in her personal playtime one day.


but srsly man thats the weirdest sex story ive ever heard
 
well they do eat all sorts of weird shit over there and you did find it in the freezer so ......
 
hahaha this again? This threads never going to die. Classic =p

I never read this whole thing, anyone know off the top of their head wtf happened with this situation?
 
yeah WHY is she keeping your cum? If she does get herself pregnant with it I think you could get custody of any babies though and some rich asian child support.
 
I'm not sure if this has been asked already cause i cant be fucked reading through the whole thread but, Is there a market for semen? Like on the black market?

If so she could be making a killing off your semen dude..
 
so what let her store you're jizz, who cares gets you laid doesnt it ?
say " theres alot more where that came from " :)
 
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!! R u freak'n kidding me!?! Thats some serious Bukkake bitch you got their. Mabye she's saving it up to take a bath in it?..... unreal but awsome!!
 
iv not read the whole thread as iv jst read most of the 'worst things iv done 1' (still some some to go but needed a break hehe..

so i dont know if any1 else has said that surely (dont call me shurley) the little guys would die from the cold or would they be in suspended animation and come back to life once thawed ?! ;p

so i think you'd be pretty safe of the 'her saving to get preggers if u left' thing.. other than that if its not causing any other problems then no biggy eh?! suppose her keeping something from you could be a sign of things to cum ;p

iv no idea actually heh ;p
 
WTF.
Well those jap's have a pretty strange sense of humor if those game shows are anything to go by.
 
Formico said:
Okay, I've been dating this Japanese girl from my university course for some time now. It's more convenient for us to return to her house after a night out because she lives almost in the center of the city itself, her parent's are pretty rich back in Japan.

She has an odd practice, after making love she hurriedly removes the condom and says she'll be back. She said she was just throwing them in the bin. The urgency with which she did this lead me to believe that she had some sort of issue with fluids or something. But the other day I was alone in her flat, and I went to the freezer for some icecream. I opened up the tub of icecream, and it chock-ablock with used condoms tied at the end.

She's been storing my little swimmers like trophies.

I asked her about it and she became very ashamed. I said, 'Look, I'm a bit freaked out, but it's okay, just tell me why you're doing it?'

She started crying, I couldn't get a reason out of her.

She said something about the semen being a part of me, and not wanting to lose it. But she was sobbing pretty bad. I decided to stop asking questions.

Anyway, what should I do? I mean, maybe I could accept it, but she has become very reserved around me now, and we haven't had sex since.
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Now that's a sticky situation ;)



Sorry, I had to say it.


I didn't laugh hysterically until I started reading replies to this thread.


Chubba75 said:
Sorry, but that is just farked :\
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This is the post which initiated my hysterical journey across all 12 pages of this thread.
 
This thread is pure fucking win, but did this dude EVER find out why she was building a cryogenic army of his lovejuice soldiers?
 
he manipulated her into believing toe jam was a better memento of his passion . The rubbers have been made into a stylish hand bag last I knew .
 
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