"Troll 2" - if you don't believe me read this review:
http://mysite.verizon.net/vze4hv63/Reviews/Review - Troll 2.htm
It most definitely IS the worst movie ever, and it also happens to be a sequel
Not only does the movie have no relation to the original "Troll", but it doesn't even feature any trolls. Yes, that's right - a horrror movie called "Troll 2" that has no trolls in it. It gets worse from there
It was shot by Italians that spoke almost no English, but in order to give it a "American" feel they shot it in Utah using mostly local people that weren't actors. Communication and script problems dogged the project from day one, it was ultimately a totaly failure - not just commercially - but it actually fails to come together as a coherant film. Half the time the film contradicts itself and changes it's mind about what is actually going on.
The main character's dead grandfather warns him early on that "I cannot intervene to help you - I an only give you advice!" or something like that. Well, gramps doesn't mention the fact that he plans to show up with a molotov cocktail from beyond the grave later in the movie, when the cocktail doesn't work he moves on to the traditional "non-interferance" tactic of shooting lightning bolts.
Oh, and the villans are vegitarian Goblins that have to turn people into trees before they can eat them. In the end they appear to be defeated by a combination of the producers running out of film and some kind of meat-based sandwich that causes them horrible pain because they are vegitarians.
Classic
--- G.
