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Who would you like to fuck?

koneko said:
Oooo Bill Nighy for me <3 I just love that hot, posh accent. Defiling English totty ftw =D
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and

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...This rather delectable Japanese octopus
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OMG! Tentacular erotica.. I think I might just go blind...
 
Today an old thought reappeared.

I would also love tae buck Jacqui Abbott.

Contemplation breeds many rewards of wisdom.
 
Hmm I'm gunna look like a right perv if I was to list all the celebs i wanna fuck

here's a few choice ones tho -

Alexandra Daddario (them eyes..and tits!)
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Ariel Winter ( again.. them tits)
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Ana De Arma
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Right best stop there lol.. funny they all have A names...
 
breakcorefiend said:
Hmm I'm gunna look like a right perv if I was to list all the celebs i wanna fuck

here's a few choice ones tho -

Alexandra Daddario (them eyes..and tits!)
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Ariel Winter ( again.. them tits)
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Ana De Arma
Ana-de-Armas-eyes-makeup.jpg



Right best stop there lol.. funny they all have A names...
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Bloody hell!! That Ariel Winter...
 
I've never heard of her before but her personality looks great in that picture.

The things I would do to that personality :sus:
 
Don Luigi said:
Today an old thought reappeared.

I would also love tae buck Jacqui Abbott.
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Not a bad choice, I'll grant you; but there's an enormous caveat. How would you avoid letting your mind wander, thinking about Paul Heaton for a fraction of a second, and going instantaneously, irreversibly and firmly (or rather, not so firmly, depending how you look at it) off the boil? (I have an amusing tale regarding such rapid loss of libido, which I might be persuaded to tell .....)

I mean, you're almost getting to the Vinegar Strokes*, you can see the Co-Op Cow**, and all of a sudden this comes into your mind:
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And suddenly, *flop* *drain* *droop* all becomes lifeless downstairs.

This is a potentially very serious problem.


* The final moments of sex or masturbation; named for the participants' facial expressions, which are said to resemble someone who has just taken a mouthful of vinegar.

** Figuratively speaking. The Co-Op Cow is a landmark in Derby, a red and green neon sign spelling out CO-OP MILK -- THE GATEWAY TO HEALTH, which used to be, once upon a time, the highest thing on the skyline. If you lived in Derby, then from the moment you first caught sight of the Co-Op Cow, you could be sure that you were nearly home. Every settlement has something fulfilling the same ecological niche (of providing a reassurance to the weary traveller, that is; not providing a cheap, childish sexual innuendo).
 
I assumed that Paul Heaton would be there, but not get in the way, anyway :\

I can't wait to utilise 'Vinegar Strokes' at the next familial dinner.
 
Or maybe mention a well-known landmark local to you in the same context ..... ;)

By the way, I actually preferred the "clean" version of Don't Marry Her .....
 
spacejunk said:
Wait a minute. I'm not fucking Bono.
WTF?
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Bono is the reason I was not interested in mortal common boys in high school and even though I am 41 I still would like to fuck the short hairy bastard.

Hypothetically.
 
Im not one to go for celebrities.
Im mostly about the girl next door types and the milfs and random hotties.

Eva Green gets a good vote. As does Amy Adams and EmmaStone
 
kingme said:
im not one to go for celebrities.
Im mostly about the girl next door types and the milfs and random hotties.

Eva green gets a good vote. As does amy adams and emmastone
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bbw milfs ftw...
 
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