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Ask a police officer a question thread

No reliable drug test?

I've been to a place in the 90's where the cops made you piss in a cup to drug test you in the van. Bet ya that didn't happen to many of you?
 
Why did you turn bright red , after swearing to tell the whole truth, when I faced the jury and said this man is about to lie to you , he tells lies, and so do both his witness's
Why did you stutter and crumble you no good fucking cunt.

Like flomix said FUCK THE POLICE.

Can't post in this thread , I'm going to end up starting on the Mrs or somthing stupid =D
 
Where's mah farrrking drooogzzzz????

One Thousand Words said:
The 90's were a wonderful time for drug users
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HARK BIG BRAVVA'S WATCHING N WE'RE CAMIN' FAR YEE DROOGZ. HAND UM OVER NAW...

Right cuff 'im n get 'im the back ov the car I'm off for a fag!!!!

***"Quickly enjoy themselves with the convicts class As****

"Right yow izzzz nicked n iz goin dawwwwn for a long time sannn

As they quckly drive away eEeeEeeeEeee
Duh dinhim watch next episode to see uf get make it to the prison alive hahaha

Evey
 
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Withnail & I is in my top 5 best film list!

Madam, do you know you are driving on a closed dual carriage way - eh, no officer but it is in the direction of home (cleavage and the soft sweet aroma of leb flows out of the car window)...

Ponders the orange cones seen earlier.
 
Classic film.
I always imagine OTW being something like Uncle Monty.
 
What aspects of your childhood were you bullied over that made you want to become a power mad fascist cunt?

Being fat
Being stupid
Being ugly
Being smelly
Having no personality
Having a small cock
All of the above
 
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F.U.B.A.R. said:
What aspects of your childhood were you bullied over that made you want to become a power mad fascist cunt?

Being fat
Being stupid
Being ugly
Being smelly
Having no personality
Having a small cock
All of the above
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hahahaha that's funny

What do you enjoy most about the handcuffs having good BSM with the Mrs or arresting an idiot?

Evey
 
Hahaha that's class Josh! I'm stoned laughing my balls off at that. Smoking the labrador!

"whats labrador"

"its my dogshit man"

"you mean we're smokin' dog shit man" =D
 
Cheech and chong haven't seen it in years , but loved " you guys must get high off grass cuttings , coss this shit ain't shit".
And when Cheech takes Tommy home " if you here the sound or dolling bed springs , don't worry that's just me and my old lady".
And of corse " you just eat the most acid I ever seen anyone eat, "ooooooh".
 
strungout2010 said:
Why did you turn bright red , after swearing to tell the whole truth, when I faced the jury and said this man is about to lie to you , he tells lies, and so do both his witness's
Why did you stutter and crumble you no good fucking cunt.

Like flomix said FUCK THE POLICE.

Can't post in this thread , I'm going to end up starting on the Mrs or somthing stupid =D
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I didnt actually say that lol
ill give yas a good one though, my last run in with them id to actually tell him to arrest me.
4 of them pull me at the side of the road andask the usual, ie name and where are ya going. So i tell him and he jumps out saying he was doing a drugsearch, meanwhile the other 3 drove off and left him.
He says empty your pockets and i said no way your searching me at the side of the road, you can arrest me if you want to see inside my pockets. We were right beside a garda station so off we stroll to the station, we get inside and he tells yer man at the counter hed just arrested me for a drug search. The copper behind the counter tells him to fuck off and bring me to xxx station LOL
So we stroll outside and xxx station was a couple of miles away so i asked him were we off to xxx or did he want to search me there. He reluctantly half searched me and off i went, fuckin wanker felt like a right clown LOL
 
I'd like to ask if they believe the other emergency services actually like them (as im fairly sure they don't :) )
 
flomix said:
I didnt actually say that lol
ill give yas a good one though, my last run in with them id to actually tell him to arrest me.
4 of them pull me at the side of the road andask the usual, ie name and where are ya going. So i tell him and he jumps out saying he was doing a drugsearch, meanwhile the other 3 drove off and left him.
He says empty your pockets and i said no way your searching me at the side of the road, you can arrest me if you want to see inside my pockets. We were right beside a garda station so off we stroll to the station, we get inside and he tells yer man at the counter hed just arrested me for a drug search. The copper behind the counter tells him to fuck off and bring me to xxx station LOL
So we stroll outside and xxx station was a couple of miles away so i asked him were we off to xxx or did he want to search me there. He reluctantly half searched me and off i went, fuckin wanker felt like a right clown LOL
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Sorry man might of been the other dude comix , but still don't change anything , there all a bunch of cunts.

No it was fug I think. Oh I don't know , but there still a bunch of cunts =D
 
I had a mate who was dead sober and pulled up at a random breath test say to the copper " I haven't had any cunts drinkstable" We knew the copper...small town...he laughed as much as we did and told us to fuck off...good times
 
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