Ask a police officer a question thread

[SmokingAces]

What we get from drugs, you guys get from dohnuts right?

 

[Arnold]

Which are your handles on here and which handle is selling what and how much?

 

[Arnold]

How many times a week do you hold orgies at the local nick?

 

[One Thousand Words]

Are doughnuts the main reason you never release a calander half as popular as the firemen?

 

[Arnold]

How does it feel to be slightly more popular than the other billy no mates group the inland tossers sorry revenue.

 

[One Thousand Words]

Did you give Sting the bass because his first choice was the Tamborine?

 

[Ceres]

 

[Arnold]

This is a sergeants exam question.

You enter a pub and there's a big fight.
which of these following answers is correct ?


You go back and leave the scene and you call back that you never saw a fight
You go back outside and arrest a 16 year old black/white kid on his way to evening church and blame him for everything
You take some of the coke you confiscated earlier in that day and that shout 'let's have it you cunts'

 

[KingOfWessex]

Only one copper gets a pass.......

DCI " You slag " Burnside

 

[Arnold]

Another one for the sergeants exam

Which ticket and fine will net you the most bonus points?

A speeding driver
A kid smoking weed in the bus shelter
Arresting a burglar

 

[Arnold]

which sexual favours correspond to the excess speed in percentage

say at 10% over the speed limit you could only get away with a blowjob and condom. Now add the correct sexual flavours per 10% speed excess

These are the sexual favours
CIM, bareback, anal, OWO, 69, gfe, deep throat, BDSM giving, BDSM receiving, rimming, fisting , add your own fetish...

 

[One Thousand Words]

 

[spacejunk]

Can you please take that tit off yer head? It's freaking out the ladies.

 

[BecomingJulie]

Is that a truncheon in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?

 

[spacejunk]

Why is CS Spray white and foamy, and does it make you feel amazing to spray it all over people's faces?

 

[alasdairm]

what's with the silly hat?

alasdair

 

[KingOfWessex]

Id ask him if the uniform and the authority are a good replacement for a soul

 

[SmokingAces]

Did not need to see that at this hour.

You be bacon me crazy with that shit! :D

 

[spacejunk]

^ it's dead pig if you wanna look at it that way...

 

[spacejunk]

Is it getting harder to find phone books to "interrogate" people with, in this digital age?