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why is the Clear your inbox thread v. download as Text faggot in here?
 
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^I keep clicking that forum expecting to arrive here, but I always get put in some shitty ass elsewhere.
 
what do junkies do when they are too poor to buy their loved one gifts? do you steal them? do you make cards from stolen paper and pens and glitter? have your families forsaken you and spared you the stress and shame of not being able to gift them with gifts? when junkies get head lice and are too poor to buy head lice treatment, do you steal the head lice treatment or do you just keep the head lice?

ty in advance for your detailed responses.
 
I framed that picture you made for me mel I was gonna give that to a few relatives
 
i am glad we can all agree that my penis is the gift that keeps on giving :)

MERRY XMAS SHIMACHU 2 U N UR FAMLY i love u <3
 
i will never listen to you again. all you did was fill my box with pain and this was your plan all along.

o SHIMACHU, u cruel mistress u.
 
you type like 5 words a pm we might as well be using a cup and string tbh

and all im tryin to figure out is which bathroom you use

shit
 
can a mortal ask questions which god finds unanswerable?
 
Mel, junkys don't give a fuck about giving presents. Well, maybe they do, but only in thought not feels. It's all about what presents you got & what their re-sale value is.
 
I'm celebrating Christmas early today with my uncle, aunt, cuzzie, and parents. We are going away for proper Christmas, but we won't see this side of the family....that's how my family does shit.

Anyway...looking forwards to my uncles "Santa antics" and sinking some quality pilsner, with ashes cricket on in the background. Life is good :)
 
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