• S E X
    L O V E +
    R E L A T I O N S H I P S


    ❤️ Welcome Guest! ❤️


    Posting Guidelines Bluelight Rules
  • SLR Moderators: axe battler | xtcgrrrl | arrall

Big Dick Problems

what's the fun in self-control?
its not fun- but it stops you looking like a pervert.

walking around with a boner in public its possible to take a childs eye out. this is quite dangerous.

you have to do your bit for the community
 
walking around with a boner in public its possible to take a childs eye out. this is quite dangerous.

Bahaha! Maybe there should be a PSA about it? =D

Why are you ashamed of getting random erections TNW? If it's that bad duct tape it to your leg so it can't be visible.
 
tumblr_mo114hA3lS1sqewq7o1_500.gif
 
walking around with a boner in public its possible to take a childs eye out. this is quite dangerous.

If it's that bad duct tape it to your leg so it can't be visible.

my boners go to the side, not straight out. and they're still quite visible. i wear briefs/boxer-briefs instead of boxers to minimize how much potential boners stick out, but they're still pretty obvious. at least the eyes of children and midgets are safe from being poked out since my boners go to the side. =p
 
My dick goes to the left, so when it begins to swell, I get paranoid that it reinforces the curve. I also don't feel the girth is large enough to match the length; the former is average while the latter is above average.
 
i started "dressing to the right" for awhile thinking it would help my curve. it seemed like it did, but i got lazy about it after a bit and now it always goes to the left again.

when i get a boner with my pants on, the tip of my dick presses into my left hip bone.
 
I try going right, but it's not always an option to make such a major adjustment in public lol. It starts on the right, but then if it shrinks up the bastard will always emerge back to the left.
I don't even remember what it feels like when I get a full rager with my pants on, it happens so infrequently.
 
It's weird, in my early getting-my-dick-wet years I never had any feedback on my junk being over average, but the last 3 chicks I've poked have either dealt with it like a boss with a couple of yelps in pain if it went a bit deep, or it's taken 15 minutes to get it all the way in without doing damage. None of them were virgins either. I guess it's somewhat of a confidence boost for me, although it's kind of annoying not being able to jump right in there like rabbits.
 
Last night I was skimming through SLR and came across this thread again it made me laugh. Really Big dick problems? Eh more like coming off cocky about your member, anyways I had a dream due to this thread. And let me tell you there were no problems with his huge member in my dream.;)...


Just saying!
 
No, a big dick can be an issue to lots of women.

Yeah, for guise, we all think having a nice dong is big, but it really can inconvenience girls. And therefore men. That being said, mine is 7" with average girth (5") so I don't consider mine big.
 
Well there are plenty of gurlz who would very happy to accommodate you. Take lube to your dates and don't be shy. XXX
 
Last night I was skimming through SLR and came across this thread again it made me laugh. Really Big dick problems? Eh more like coming off cocky about your member, anyways I had a dream due to this thread. And let me tell you there were no problems with his huge member in my dream.;)...


Just saying!

exactly...it's actually not that you have a particularly big dick, bruv - it's that you haven't got the tentative, dipping technique yet. The average white female will probably thinks our dicks (yours looks about as big as mine...not entirely sure though...what are your measurements?) are big - but in reality on a global scale they're average.

A big dick - more than 5 inches girth and more than 9 inches long.

As I said - it's all about technique, only people who watch too much porn care about how big their dick is...and those with chodes.
 
Last edited:
you lack self control

i used to body search men at an airport and as a gay man some of these dudes were super hot and my face was in their crotch at times when searching their ankles. with an audience of 400+ people in the que watching from afar i learned to calm down my dick by thinking of burning tar or pneumatic drills. it just requires focus and to bring yourself to the emotion of disgust rapidly because arousal and disgust cannot co-exist

annoyingly some super sexy dudes were redoing a road near me in london so now i cant use that anymore. sheesh

my dick isn't huge but it pokes up and is like a rock so is hard to hide. annoying. i always carry a backpack and use that to hide it...
did you work at IAH by any chance? I had a british guy body search me once there and man it was degrading. he was definitely enjoying it :eek:
 
If you get a boner in public just go unload somewhere nonchalantly. Take a video and post it online. Maybe your large, rare penis will make you famous.
 
Big dick problems, huh? Haha sounds like my kinda thread. Since I have the time, thought I'd
post my thoughts based on 33 yrs intermittent sexual experience. When I was very young and
had the teenage hormones maxed on overdrive, it was like this. My first partner had been 13 yrs
my senior with a shitload experience, but a small cock maybe 5". I enjoyed sex just fine with him
but when there had been no evidence of my cherry the first time we had sex, he commented
that maybe I lost it to masturbation, I figured he was right. That is til I hooked up with a different
guy for sex, my best friends boyfriend after taking them up on their offer for a 3 way, heterosexual
sex only as just girl on guy, guy on girl.

Well this guy had a larger than average cock both length and circumference wise. I really
thought I'd lost my cherry long ago, until he penetrated me. Surprise. I didn't get why I kept
feeling pain at first, but saw the bloodied sheets afterward. The first dude would accuse me
of lying about being a virgin when he got angry til I told him that's cause the other guy popped
my cherry, a year after we had been having sex. Stop calling me a liar.

Fast forward 30 yrs later. I never gave birth, but the muscles down there help
keep you tight if you practice the right exercises. That said, there are definite
advantages and disadvantages of big dicks vs small dicks. While the bigger,
wider, variety are fun for me anyway is straight up fucking. The thing I like
most about big dicks is they enable me to get sex in my most favorite positions, doggy
style, or from behind with my hips in the air elevated with pillows and not on my knees.

I like the deeper penetration aspect and also it allows my G spot plenty of action. This
is sometimes impossible with average to smaller than average dicks as more length is
needed from that angle. I learned its best to focus on other things with smaller dicks and
not have expectations of gettin nailed in my prized position. It goes without saying, that
smaller guys report getting a significantly higher amount of blow jobs and anal sex than
their more endowed, bigger brothers so to speak haha.

This one guy I had had an intermittent friends with benefits type thing goin got
me givin him the low down every time he said something like, "the fact that I have a big
dick makes up for when I'm a lousy lay."

"I beg to differ. In those cases, your big dick is fucking annoying." Those were the
times all he cared about was sittin back gettin 2 hr blow jobs by tweaked out chicks, but
big dick or not, he really almost always seemed to care about only his own pleasure. I'm
happy to let it be more about him at different times, but ALL the time it got old quick.

And by the way as for your question to women what if bras only came in a few sizes, back
in the 70's and 80's I was lucky to find a cute bra with support at 36C. Most pre breast
enhancement bras were in the 32A AA to 34 A, or B. Sometimes it was frustrating shopping
as all the cute ones were too small. FF to 2013. Now, sometimes I have the very OPPOSITE
problem. It's well after the boob job days started as was evident trying to find a damn
bra in anything LESS than 38DD. No shit. What's worse, these bras were also themselves
cup enhancing by 2 or 3 cup sizes, but not ONE for any smaller or flatter sisters. WTF?
I'm like uh hello its us little bitty titties that might need some help here! What's the matter
with you dumb ass marketers don't you know that there are still customers that have not
undergone the knife and who the hell thinks to sell help to broads with already king kong
size tits? Wouldn't the poor waifs of A and B land benefit? That's like offering overly generous
amounts of cash or cars to people that are already themselves waist deep in the lap of
luxury. Oh and it wouldn't hurt to throw us lacking 36Cs a scrap every now and then haha.
 
Top