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Welcome Why are you not getting laid vs I'm reading your cards

It's been just over 3 weeks since I left my ex partner.
Big dry spell for me.
Covid cock block really doesn't help.
Can't wait until it is all over and I can go meet girls in the pub/club etc...never really been one for meeting online. And even if I did meet someone on say, tinder for example...how am I supposed to get laid while obeying the 2 meter rule??
I mean I have a pretty long cock but, it's not that long 😂😂

I knew I had to leave her but my cock and balls are really kicking me now for not waiting 😭😂
 
jhjhsdi said:
It's been just over 3 weeks since I left my ex partner.
Big dry spell for me.
Covid cock block really doesn't help.
Can't wait until it is all over and I can go meet girls in the pub/club etc...never really been one for meeting online. And even if I did meet someone on say, tinder for example...how am I supposed to get laid while obeying the 2 meter rule??
I mean I have a pretty long cock but, it's not that long 😂😂

I knew I had to leave her but my cock and balls are really kicking me now for not waiting 😭😂
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You have to masturbate in public places with your pants around your ankles. Ladies love that fucking shit
 
madness00 said:
I live with 10 other guys and don't go out because i'm sober.

I'm at a low point in life where i don't really have time to be there for someone else.

Also, i like to masturbate and human interaction isn't my forte.

I know.. excuses, excuses..

It's just not necessary for me.

My glory years were high school.
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I feel this man. Only difference is I live with family. I really took all the ass I got in my late teens for granted.

I also feel like I'm a lizard in human skin just doing my best impression of a person.

Also tinder sucks and I'm not banging someone I work with.
 
nznity said:
You can laugh all you want but sometimes that does work xD. Girls want confident guys. Not creepy weirdos but guys that make the first move.
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If you're not creepy about it I can definitely see some girls being all for it. But you can't just drop trow for just anyone, anywhere. Sex offense wauting to happen.

I was a huge slut a long time ago, very direct and attractive men always got it.
 
LadyAlkaline said:
If you're not creepy about it I can definitely see some girls being all for it. But you can't just drop trow for just anyone, anywhere. Sex offense wauting to happen.

I was a huge slut a long time ago, very direct and attractive men always got it.
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Oh definitely, you have to check for the signs that she's into you otherwise youll end up rejected or even worse with a sex offense charge haha
 
nznity said:
You can laugh all you want but sometimes that does work xD. Girls want confident guys. Not creepy weirdos but guys that make the first move.
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Yeah being serious eye contact and confidence is a must imo/e....

Doing it while wanking in public on the other hand is going to be a new one for me - but hey, I'm a try anything at least once kinda guy 😆

But yeah back on serious topic it was in the UK news today that having sex with someone you don't live with is now ILLEGAL so wtf am I supposed to do? I live alone ffs. It's been 3 weeks without sex and I'm getting bored of wanking, it's the longest period in 2 years I haven't had it (and the most I've wanked in 2 years too - probably only wanked 2 or 3 times during that relationship, I have a mega sex drive and so did she) and I'm starting to really get the urge now lol

Like seriously, wtf am I going to do?!
 
jhjhsdi said:
Yeah being serious eye contact and confidence is a must imo/e....

Doing it while wanking in public on the other hand is going to be a new one for me - but hey, I'm a try anything at least once kinda guy 😆

But yeah back on serious topic it was in the UK news today that having sex with someone you don't live with is now ILLEGAL so wtf am I supposed to do? I live alone ffs. It's been 3 weeks without sex and I'm getting bored of wanking, it's the longest period in 2 years I haven't had it (and the most I've wanked in 2 years too - probably only wanked 2 or 3 times during that relationship, I have a mega sex drive and so did she) and I'm starting to really get the urge now lol

Like seriously, wtf am I going to do?!
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LOL you just reminded me of a friend that was rolling balls at a party few years ago, he was sitting next to another friend(girl) and he suddenly pulled out his cock and started masturbating. My other friend was horrorized and i couldn't control myself, had to turn my face away and started laughing hahahaha good times.
 
jhjhsdi said:
Yeah being serious eye contact and confidence is a must imo/e....

Doing it while wanking in public on the other hand is going to be a new one for me - but hey, I'm a try anything at least once kinda guy 😆

But yeah back on serious topic it was in the UK news today that having sex with someone you don't live with is now ILLEGAL so wtf am I supposed to do? I live alone ffs. It's been 3 weeks without sex and I'm getting bored of wanking, it's the longest period in 2 years I haven't had it (and the most I've wanked in 2 years too - probably only wanked 2 or 3 times during that relationship, I have a mega sex drive and so did she) and I'm starting to really get the urge now lol

Like seriously, wtf am I going to do?!
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have you tried tinder man? i don't like the shit but could be a solution to ur prob....
 
nznity said:
have you tried tinder man? i don't like the shit but could be a solution to ur prob....
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I had it for like 2 days before and it's how I met my ex partner that I just left after 2 years.
The thing is if I get it again and match someone and go to their house to fuck or have them round I'm actually breaking the law now lol. Not that I'm any stranger to doing so but still, the last thing I want is a dickhead neighbor reporting I've got/had someone in the house and the filth turning up to investigate
I suppose if they're happy to have me at their place then I can do that, maybe I should download it again now. Bet one of the first people to pop up is my ex, lol 😒
 
jhjhsdi said:
I had it for like 2 days before and it's how I met my ex partner that I just left after 2 years.
The thing is if I get it again and match someone and go to their house to fuck or have them round I'm actually breaking the law now lol. Not that I'm any stranger to doing so but still, the last thing I want is a dickhead neighbor reporting I've got/had someone in the house and the filth turning up to investigate
I suppose if they're happy to have me at their place then I can do that, maybe I should download it again now. Bet one of the first people to pop up is my ex, lol 😒
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damnnn, well bro i haven't had sex since april last year.....I couldn't give a flying fuck cause i was smoking crack and banging morphine every single day so my libido was 0000000. But now after all this lockdown shit, i'm almost 20 days clean and my libido is through the fucking roof. I wish I had spent thatm oney going to parties, rollng, drinking and fucking bitches at my place. Now I don't have a job, no money, no drugs and don't even have my own room anymore cause my older brother came back to the house cause he's jobless now. FML hahahaha
 
jhjhsdi said:
I had it for like 2 days before and it's how I met my ex partner that I just left after 2 years.
The thing is if I get it again and match someone and go to their house to fuck or have them round I'm actually breaking the law now lol. Not that I'm any stranger to doing so but still, the last thing I want is a dickhead neighbor reporting I've got/had someone in the house and the filth turning up to investigate
I suppose if they're happy to have me at their place then I can do that, maybe I should download it again now. Bet one of the first people to pop up is my ex, lol 😒
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the closest i was to having sex was when i was smoking some weed with a girl on her car by the beach at night and she gave me a hand job hahahhaha
 
@nznity yeah I can imagine your libido has gone nuts after 20 odd days clean... I remember what mine was like a few weeks into rehab.. Even tho I was still getting it pretty regularly before I went in but not relationship style regularly... I was on a mad amount of downers mainly benzos and a stupid amount of k every day plus coke nearly every day so most of the time I did manage to get a horny bitch alone I was too fucked to get it up properly or actually cum, even took viagra a few times, not that I didn't try, those poor bitches 😂
The amount of hours I've spent trying to force a semi down a girl's throat 🤣🤣🤣
But yeah after being off the downers and k for a few weeks I was looking at even the old fat councilors and having to hold back a boner 😂
But then I smoked crack and smack and got kicked out for having a beer and as soon as I was out I scored 50g of K lol. If I've got drugs in the house I'm basically only good for it when I wake up and get morning wood, that's if I haven't stayed up all night doing it (which I will have if I've got it lol)
If I haven't got drugs I will fuck all day every day. I love it. Especially if she provides (or well, takes) a good deepthroat 😈 💦
 
jhjhsdi said:
@nznity yeah I can imagine your libido has gone nuts after 20 odd days clean... I remember what mine was like a few weeks into rehab.. Even tho I was still getting it pretty regularly before I went in but not relationship style regularly... I was on a mad amount of downers mainly benzos and a stupid amount of k every day plus coke nearly every day so most of the time I did manage to get a horny bitch alone I was too fucked to get it up properly or actually cum, even took viagra a few times, not that I didn't try, those poor bitches 😂
The amount of hours I've spent trying to force a semi down a girl's throat 🤣🤣🤣
But yeah after being off the downers and k for a few weeks I was looking at even the old fat councilors and having to hold back a boner 😂
But then I smoked crack and smack and got kicked out for having a beer and as soon as I was out I scored 50g of K lol. If I've got drugs in the house I'm basically only good for it when I wake up and get morning wood, that's if I haven't stayed up all night doing it (which I will have if I've got it lol)
If I haven't got drugs I will fuck all day every day. I love it. Especially if she provides (or well, takes) a good deepthroat 😈 💦
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BROOO I CAN RELATE TO THAT, EITHER I WAS TOO HIGH AND COULDNT GET HARD OR I WAS coming down and had a semi boner and couldn't get off. And if i dn't have opis in my system i'd cum like Jim from American Pie in 10 secs.........LOL that's y ididn't bother having sex on a reg basis, Although I had a trick. I would do a good shot of my morphine and wait exactly 12 hrs, by this point i was coming down but not yet in wds. I could get hard and would last like 40 mins to ejaculate. Those were banging sex sessions but were kind of a hassle because i'd have to time the shots and the time i'd be having sex so they wouldn't happen that often BUT WHEN THEY DID I WAS MORPHEUSSSSSSS, the sex god. hahaha
 
jhjhsdi said:
@nznity yeah I can imagine your libido has gone nuts after 20 odd days clean... I remember what mine was like a few weeks into rehab.. Even tho I was still getting it pretty regularly before I went in but not relationship style regularly... I was on a mad amount of downers mainly benzos and a stupid amount of k every day plus coke nearly every day so most of the time I did manage to get a horny bitch alone I was too fucked to get it up properly or actually cum, even took viagra a few times, not that I didn't try, those poor bitches 😂
The amount of hours I've spent trying to force a semi down a girl's throat 🤣🤣🤣
But yeah after being off the downers and k for a few weeks I was looking at even the old fat councilors and having to hold back a boner 😂
But then I smoked crack and smack and got kicked out for having a beer and as soon as I was out I scored 50g of K lol. If I've got drugs in the house I'm basically only good for it when I wake up and get morning wood, that's if I haven't stayed up all night doing it (which I will have if I've got it lol)
If I haven't got drugs I will fuck all day every day. I love it. Especially if she provides (or well, takes) a good deepthroat 😈 💦
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We will get back in the game eventually thoughhhhhh, we are gonna pound those pussies sooner or lata. haha cheers bro.
 
jhjhsdi said:
I had it for like 2 days before and it's how I met my ex partner that I just left after 2 years.
The thing is if I get it again and match someone and go to their house to fuck or have them round I'm actually breaking the law now lol. Not that I'm any stranger to doing so but still, the last thing I want is a dickhead neighbor reporting I've got/had someone in the house and the filth turning up to investigate
I suppose if they're happy to have me at their place then I can do that, maybe I should download it again now. Bet one of the first people to pop up is my ex, lol 😒
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Breaking the law?
 
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