I'm sorry to susan at work for sleeping with her.
I'm sorry to susans daughter Amanda, for sleeping with her.
I'm sorry to my best mate, when your girlfriend moved in with me, we did naughty things, all night. My bad, don't fuck with the fat man though.
I'm sorry to my grandad for bein a massive disapointment to you.
I'm sorry to god. Your time is nearing to step down from your current position and let me take control. I believe I am powerful enough to take control of this world.