lostpunk5545
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^ To blame the whole problem on Maccas is an exaggeration - The greater problem lies in modern society. But to dismiss claims that corporations are not a large part of the problem as a crock of shit is, wrong.
Hey, maybe noone is physically stuffing food down your throat but noone is making it easier to avoid the temptation either.
And I'm quite sure the CEO's of these companies are laughing their arses off in the board meetings they got to in their 400 000 dollar cars. Take Dominoes Pizza's last innovation, called the Double Decadence:
Tell me there wasn't some fat cats snickering when their marketing department came up with that name -
Decadence: The act or process of falling into an inferior condition or state esp. moral; decay; deterioration.
I'm sure the on the surface part of the advertising campaign is referring to moral decadence, as in - It is a sin to eat something that tastes this good.
But the underlying joke of physical decadence can't be overlooked, as in - Our product is going to seriously fuck your body up. You can almost feel the cholesterol coming to a rest in your arterial vessels.
Fat Cat 1: Hahaha! We are telling them our product is bad for them, but some faked pictures showing incredibly tasty and irresistable images and they still eat it.
All Fat Cats: (Chorus) Hahahaha
Fat Cat 3: Driver, bring the limo and book me a flight to Hawaii. I've got some blood money to spend.
Hey, maybe noone is physically stuffing food down your throat but noone is making it easier to avoid the temptation either.
And I'm quite sure the CEO's of these companies are laughing their arses off in the board meetings they got to in their 400 000 dollar cars. Take Dominoes Pizza's last innovation, called the Double Decadence:
Tell me there wasn't some fat cats snickering when their marketing department came up with that name -
Decadence: The act or process of falling into an inferior condition or state esp. moral; decay; deterioration.
I'm sure the on the surface part of the advertising campaign is referring to moral decadence, as in - It is a sin to eat something that tastes this good.
But the underlying joke of physical decadence can't be overlooked, as in - Our product is going to seriously fuck your body up. You can almost feel the cholesterol coming to a rest in your arterial vessels.
Fat Cat 1: Hahaha! We are telling them our product is bad for them, but some faked pictures showing incredibly tasty and irresistable images and they still eat it.
All Fat Cats: (Chorus) Hahahaha
Fat Cat 3: Driver, bring the limo and book me a flight to Hawaii. I've got some blood money to spend.