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Optimal Interval Between Cumming

assclass

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When I was a kid, it seemed like I could constantly masturbate and cum multiple times a day and everything was grand. Now I am barely bothered to cum every weekend.

Has science told us how frequently we should orgasm?
 

atara

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The formula for the optimal number of hours between orgasms is (age * salary * (# of dependents) * ($ value of your car))/((# of full moons this year) * (5 if Mercury is in retrograde otherwise 3) * (# of hairs on your body) * (# of letters in your zodiac sign + 1 if it's a leap year) * (number of blankets in your house) * pi * (# of times you will inhale next month)) + (1 for every video game you've ever bought with your own money).
 
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