Because I Am Drunk, I Tell You This: I Have Faked Orgasms (a lot)
by ee cummings
Let the women weep
And the heralds proclaim
I faked lots of orgasms
And I'm unashamed
The honest beds groaned
Your best did its bit
Yet it was taking too long
So I "lost my shit"
It's not that I cant
Or that I have never
But you saw too much porn
And you got rather clever
So I was clever too ...
by ee cummings
Let the women weep
And the heralds proclaim
I faked lots of orgasms
And I'm unashamed
The honest beds groaned
Your best did its bit
Yet it was taking too long
So I "lost my shit"
It's not that I cant
Or that I have never
But you saw too much porn
And you got rather clever
So I was clever too ...