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Im too disabled to flirt. Like I got no idea about shit unless Im on a dosage of drugs and then Im calling people if they wanna do a threesome. Mostly just going with the flow. I honestly dont care that I cant flirt. Yeah itd propably be fun and stuff but I dont even want to mostly speak or just dont care.

Up for 7 days? Thats like some Russian sleep experiment level shit. I cant imagine 7 days.

I think Im saving myself tonight and going all out on porn tomorrow when I get methhhhh.
 
Honestly it just kinda comes out of me. More so with women because they dont necessarily initiate it but i pick up on it and my inner self just comes out its weird. I dont put much thought into it
You can tell based on their eyes and smile if they want you to quick flirt with them. Or just be emotional if they dont see you sexually.
 
Oh yeah you can. I guess you mean that kind of quick look semi smiling and semi sheepishly.

Im better off talking to dealers than most women, atleast if its publicly. Im anti-social that way. And since Ive sold alot of drugs and often hang out with dealers Im way better sympathizing with them than women. Like if I dont know the person I really am unable to talk to them in a meaningful way.
 
Isn't this discord for gamers, like steam and shit? I don't know man, I remember being on there once, vaguely.
I'm too disabled to flirt.
^ Study material.

Typical white boy flirting. Bite your lip, intensely keep staring at a woman and when you make eye contact anxiously look away and smile like you've seen it all before. Tell them you're a single father and when they ask you for pictures of your kid show them some of your adopted foreign son you downloaded when you were googling ebaums world memes.

Also here's some lines that never fail. Do you have pet insurance? Cause I'm about to smash that pussy. Or, what's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick in you.
 
In the states we use difference between jam n jelly moi8

Can't jelly my dick into your bum
 
I imagine algebra in senior year must be a southern thing? I think north of the Mason - Dixie they are done with that after freshman year
 
Typical white boy flirting. Bite your lip, intensely keep staring at a woman and when you make eye contact anxiously look away and smile like you've seen it all before. Tell them you're a single father and when they ask you for pictures of your kid show them some of your adopted foreign son you downloaded when you were googling ebaums world memes.

Also here's some lines that never fail. Do you have pet insurance? Cause I'm about to smash that pussy. Or, what's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick in you.
where I'm at you have to be more sly and subtle and temper "anxious looking" with more like "I know if our paths are gonna cross again they will and I'm feeling something special" energy.

Facial expressions can communicate a lot.

I watched 2 hetero ppl flirt w/ each other and they were *shy* aw so cute (in gay culture here it's shameless, totally shameless, even if you're straight you might compliment dudes because it's how comfortable you are, etc. also very hot I mean I start to flirt w/ women and don't go anywhere w/ it, like, a lotttt it just happens) and afterward she (no names or letters and hopefully will be so brain dead/enough friends I won't even remember sharing this) was like "omg I was nervous" and I wanted to be like "he's just playing it cool he knows he'll get laid if he plays his cards right but heteros are so much more careful about the encounter because they really into you as a person and the sex" vs gay men who are ... almost all about having sex on the first date because we're a bit more shallow naturally (I'd be lying if I didn't see that STATIC trend MYSELF INCLUDED in at least some ways, and any gay dude not shallow is like not going to appear able to be popular; perhaps this facet of society will change but appears inadequate to do so). But also life is too short to not know if the sex is going to be/stay good at least for the honeymoon period before it gets infrequent. I'm at such a point I don't even think I can settle for just one other person but can take breaks/be honest w/ everyone, which is great.

But yeah whatever you said because you're totally going for pussy brah. I am not. But I have observed enough of enough heteros to notice some stuff.
 
Can't jelly my dick into your bum
you probably actually could if you took this sailor to a taco truck and got him like a six pack of beer.
I'm just here for some good times brahhhhhhhhhhhh I'm a cheap date. Most of my friends know that about me though.
 
Packed most of my shit earlier this morning. Its been a week today that the meth was sent and I fucking hope its finally here today.
 
nah I feel like shit like depressed

mostly because i hate hearing about bad things happening to ppl I love and someone opened up to me about something pretty awful and I am so empathetic that it hurts

like i'm not in love w/ them but I love them like a someone different brother than me but we have enough similarities to the point where it was devastating to hear and quite awful :(

I even get quite emotional seeing people I don't know suffering, it's hard for me to shut off the empathy now.

I guess feeling sadness is way better than repressing your emotions and going numb.
 
pharmakos said:
you can't spell "ambassador" without ass or sad

this was so worth a lounge perusement

i have to go to sleep now doggos i'll be around if I don't die in my sleep (every day I hope just to go without being in pain, I've had a great life and wish I could give back to every single one of ya'll for just being who you are)
 
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