my3rdeye
Bluelighter
I love how any new drug gets an insta-ban yet powdered alcohol is approved for sale. And starting off promoting it as something you can sneak into a stadium is sleazy. Those places probably ban booze because their fans are idiots. And you can rail it, that's just great.
Powdered alcohol is a thing, promises to make game day better
By James Dator @James_Dator on Apr 18 2014, 12:46p
This is a product where absolutely nothing will go wrong, we're sure.
Trying to sneak booze is an American past time. Well, not THE American past time -- but now there's a way for you to sneak alcohol easily into your favorite sporting event! Heck, you don't even need to use a syrup bottle.
These are essentially Capri Suns for adults. A large, booze-filled pouch designed to turn every trip to Chuck E. Cheese into a party. This isn't some pie-in-the-sky, wacky idea. This stuff has been approved!
It's important to note that the powder can be used in drinks OR on food. So, who other than Spilly would be interested in this marvelous monstrosity? Palcohol has the answers.
2. Maybe you're a college football fan. So many stadiums don't even serve alcohol. What's that about; watching football without drinking?! That's almost criminal. Bring Palcohol in and enjoy the game.
Please keep this away from Tennessee Volunteers fans.
7. Let's talk about the elephant in the room....snorting Palcohol. Yes, you can snort it. And you'll get drunk almost instantly because the alcohol will be absorbed so quickly in your nose. Good idea? No. It will mess you up. Use Palcohol responsibly.
No Palcohol, let's talk about the REAL elephant in the room, butt-chugging. We know it's coming and we've already invented a name for it -- "clouding." That patent is pending. Use it with express written consent.
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014...l-is-a-thing-promises-to-make-game-day-better
Powdered alcohol is a thing, promises to make game day better
By James Dator @James_Dator on Apr 18 2014, 12:46p
This is a product where absolutely nothing will go wrong, we're sure.
Trying to sneak booze is an American past time. Well, not THE American past time -- but now there's a way for you to sneak alcohol easily into your favorite sporting event! Heck, you don't even need to use a syrup bottle.
These are essentially Capri Suns for adults. A large, booze-filled pouch designed to turn every trip to Chuck E. Cheese into a party. This isn't some pie-in-the-sky, wacky idea. This stuff has been approved!
It's important to note that the powder can be used in drinks OR on food. So, who other than Spilly would be interested in this marvelous monstrosity? Palcohol has the answers.
2. Maybe you're a college football fan. So many stadiums don't even serve alcohol. What's that about; watching football without drinking?! That's almost criminal. Bring Palcohol in and enjoy the game.
Please keep this away from Tennessee Volunteers fans.
7. Let's talk about the elephant in the room....snorting Palcohol. Yes, you can snort it. And you'll get drunk almost instantly because the alcohol will be absorbed so quickly in your nose. Good idea? No. It will mess you up. Use Palcohol responsibly.
No Palcohol, let's talk about the REAL elephant in the room, butt-chugging. We know it's coming and we've already invented a name for it -- "clouding." That patent is pending. Use it with express written consent.
http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2014...l-is-a-thing-promises-to-make-game-day-better
