Let's hear some good insults

[Too many doses]

I am an American who just loves British culture and of all things British the insults used there are my favorite. There is an art to it there that doesn't exist in America, and this is why I want to hear your favorite insults. Thanks guys .

 

[WeLoveSpace]

I'm yer da.

simple, yet effective.

retort; I'm no yer da, but I've shagged yer maw!

 

[parttime crackhead]

I'm yer da.

classic.


"yer maw's got baws & yer da loves it!"


i read a bit in the paper the day about richard gough (who now lives in america) coming back to glasgow & while walking down the street it started to rain & some wee ned shouted at him "gough ya rocket! yer no in san diego now!". genius

 

[Too many doses]

lol, thanks for adding when it's used forgot to add that in the OP.

 

[felix]

fucking do one ye septic muppet kiddiefiddler.

 

[parttime crackhead]

fucking do one ye septic muppet kiddiefiddler.

fuckin' bolt ya daft pedo cunt

 

[Too many doses]

WTF is that sign lol?

 

[watsons torment]

ya mams minge looks like a bear trappers hat

 

[cornic]

you got piss flaps like john wanes saddle bags

 

[Shambles]

Piss flaps

That was always a favourite of mine and much overlooked.

 

[Too many doses]

ya mams minge looks like a bear trappers hat

I seriously loled, have you really busted that out on somebody?

 

[parttime crackhead]

WTF is that sign lol?

fuck knows what they were all about, used to be all over the place when i was younger, some sort of city brand thing. they're all pretty much gone now

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NSFW'd to try and not clutter the thread up with off topic photos

 

[watsons torment]

ya it fucking devastates them. give it a whirl on someone

 

[felix]

away and bile yer heid ye fucking weegie tink.

 

[Too many doses]

what does weegie mean lol ?

 

[juniortha3rd]

When a fellow dares to insult my good name, I preserve my honor as a gentlemen. I call him a puppy. Then I twist his nose and challenge the man to a duel.

 

[leigh12]

lol TMD im with u on the british slang

after watchin that "devvo" cunt on fat-pie i think i talked like that for
a good 8 months

 

[parttime crackhead]

away and bile yer heid ye fucking weegie tink.

fuckin' ram it ya sheep shagging t'uchter bastard!


haha, this is a top thread.

what about "here wee sacks, smell yer maw!"

what does weegie mean lol ?

it means "King" or "person from Glasgow" glaswegian, weegie. t'uchter means "person from Scotland, but not from Glasgow/Strathclyde" or "Dafty"

 

[Wahslab]

If you were a McDonalds snack you would be a Fillet O' Fish.... Nobody likes you but your always fucking there, now fuck off.

 

[WeLoveSpace]

Other Scottish people give weegies a bad name by talking like spastics

Do you ken what am tootin at, eh?

Some lassie we didnt rly know at a party with a random outburst; "Yer maw wanks dugs."

Not much you can say to that.