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If we advertised Drugs

Airwalk

Airwalk

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Ok got this idea from something I read on the main Social forum. Imagine for a second that drugs where made legal and you where one of those pony tailed dudes working for an advertising firm. What slogan would you come up with to sell more drugs. I've started a couple here.
"Got an important interview? A little nervous? Well just rail some XYZ Coke and the job is as good as yours"
"A bikkie a day will help you luv, dance and play"
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Vote for the Party, Party, Party at the next election
 
"This man is a drug dealer, so we can't show you his face."
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IN TONE: IN TUNE: IN TOUCH
Be aware of every sound...
 
"Having a tough time dealing with your life, can't stop going over and over your god awfull problems, well try a bump or two of K, to keep reality at bay"
 
"u can get it dancing....u can get it raving.....u can get it till u think that ud burst....uve sure got a thirst....
u can get it running.....u can get it gliding...u can get it any old how....mater of fact ive got it now....a hard earned trip needs some ice cold water and the best cold water is Tripper....Victoria Tripper"
 
“enjoy coke”
oh, sorry!
it’s already patented
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'well, now that we have seen
each other,' said the unicorn,
'if you'll belive in me, i'll
believe in you.'
 
"Speed... Its shrinks your dick!"
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Ummm, I failed marketing twice... $10 says you'll get your product noticed more with an honest campaign... "WTF did they say... Shrinks what!?!"
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Ecstasy tablet... $40
Bottle of water... $4.50
Chuppa Chups... $0.30
Dancing like twat... Priceless
Mastercard... accepted by drug dealers everywhere...
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Drugs are not the answer... Drugs? is the question... Yes is the answer.
 
Are you tired of those irritating aspects of life that hold you back...like self respect, motivation, standards, morals, financial security, and hygiene? Well do we have a deal for you!
 
eeemmm...
"nine out of ten trippers recommend getofixes."
*MorpheusDaq walks in*
"u better make that ten out of ten!"
OR
"an acid a day, keeps reality away!"
OR
"a Crocodile came and ripped me into pieces! my leg went that way ---->
<---- and my arm went that way
ARE YOU ON LSD?"
plz note: drugz are bad mmKay?
[This message has been edited by Shadow (edited 07 May 2001).]
 
Warning: Contains small parts. Not recommended for childeren under 3 years of age.
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The woods are dark and deep, and you have miles to go before you sleep...
 
HEROIN - the perfect birthday present for the guy who has everything...
next birthday he'll have nothing.
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well, thats my two cents worth! I'll be in the corner if anyone needs me.
 
Sleepy? Worn out? Not quite up and ready for the day? Then what you need is uncut pure rock crystals of meth guaranteed to make you rush for three days and never want to comedown. Absolute unbridled energy or your money back - we don't want you to beat the fuck out of us on your crazy comedown.
Ketamine - prove those neigh-sayers wrong.
Emotionally unstable, thinking you might have a psychological problem? then what you need young man is acid, and lots of it. Acid twice a day til you sort out your problems, or til you live your life in abject terror of small objects.
G - not only beer gets those sluts in bed
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E - just do it - everyone else is.
Are you an arrogant fuck who everyone hates, and you think that there is quite possibly no bounds to the behemoth that is your psyche? Then what you need is fat lines of coke - go on, prove those worthless nobodies wrong.
Weird, twisted, clinically scitzophrenic? Try salvia - things will never be the same again.
 
lol SupaspeeD... that'll keep me laffin for days!@!!
**Candyflippin... why should Dennis Tito be the only space tourist??**
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well, thats my two cents worth! I'll be in the corner if anyone needs me.
 
Intravenous methamphetamine... Because espresso is for PUSSIES.
2CT-7! Proudly not tested on animals. Or anything really...
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The woods are dark and deep, and you have miles to go before you sleep...
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[This message has been edited by -Thoth (edited 07 May 2001).]
 
(in a doof)
do i know you?
umm, you just dropped a blue melody, had a couple of bad euros the week before...
how do you know all this?
because i'm you, one hour from now.
you must be absolutely off your tits, man...
huh? who are you? what the fuck was i just talking about? ooh, look at those lights...
MD... the future sounds good
 
here's something that i put together last year (pill picture was take off a link from pillreports)
tried putting the picture onto the board itself...but that didn't work :p (tripod doesnt allow remote loading)
well here's the link:
http://meltingpoint.tripod.com/bluelight/feeldifferent.html
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Repetition is the key to success. Repetition is the key to success.
[This message has been edited by melt (edited 07 May 2001).]
 
Jeezzz sounds like you guys dont even like your drugs!
Got Pills?
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Vido.
Release Sarah Tonin! Release Sarah Tonin!
 
melt, if you want to send me a high res copy of that image i can host it for you, and you can link to it. great image btw
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these chickenhead banners have been posted here before, but they are classics...
pillsbanner2.gif

coca.gif

valium2.gif

cokedealercom.gif

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"i think i'll stick to drugs to get me thru the long, dark night of late-capitalism..."
Irvine Welsh
 
"Pot.For when you just don't feel like getting out of bed."
"Ever get indigestion? Stomach burning? Always on the run from some invisible dragon? Try Mylanta. It's an antacid that really works!"
eeeh ok that wasnt really for a drug...sorry..
i'll think of more
 
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