Quit your shit man.....im not that stupid......if you REALLY wanted to kill yourself, you would have done it allready....why fucking waste time by talking to people online pretending that you dont know how to kill yourself??
Sounds to me like your depressed and lonely because you would have wasted one of your friends/families time if you had any that cared enough....not go online to talk to random people you dont even know. Ok, I get it, you have no friends/family that care about you(or atleast you think you do)....but thats NO reason to even talk about killing yourself. I know what its like to be so depressed your not sure if life is even worth it...everybody does....but we dont kill ourselves to find out the answer.....we wake up each morning to live our lives because the threat of dying is allready big enough with all the cancer, diseases, car accidents, murders, etc.....why make it worse?
Just do your best to slowly rehabilitate your mind. There ARE people who care for you.....and that is really all that matters in this world. Honestly...can you think of anything that is more important than people to care for and people that care for you? Probably not if you really think about it. Just get a little high off of your morphine/xanax....and then chill the fuck out.
Tommorow will be a different day than today so if I were you, I would be excited to find out whats gonna happen.
And if this was a stupid joke.........fuck you.