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Turtle (or tortise for the pedants) rape and other amusing and interesting links

lmao

I dont think he was moaning from coitus, i think the dirty bastard hit a splinter
Serves him right for roughin up his ho like that
 
^^^That's the funniest thing in the world. The poor girl face planting his groin, so so so fucking wrong.
 
Before I die.. I wanna fuck me a fish!
*said in a redneck accent*
 
Ehhheehhhh ! eeehHHHH !
kinda cute in a fucked-up, beastialic, weird-me-out kinda way.
-=DLouD247=D-
 
Lol we laugh at animals raping, but we don't laugh when we see a human raped. We're better than animals. God we rule this earth. Its all about us.
 
But do we laugh when an animal is raped by a human?

Because we do laugh when a dog starts mounting someones leg...
 
fuck thats funny! :D I wonder if its some wierd turtle mating ritual hehe
 
Not bad...

But it still doesn't hold a candle to the true "best Youtube video ever".

Explanations won't do it justice.... you will just have to trust me.

Little Superstar
 
McWigga said:

He bought me a drink, then thought he could have me...

I SO know i shouldn't be, but i'm pissing myself laughing right now...probably because i'm getting a visual of you saying it. :D:D
 
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